Safety Paper

The toilet paper you place in the toilet if there isn't already something covering the water. To reduce splash.

"No matter how fast I'm rushing to take a poo, I always have time to lay down some safety paper, so I don't get splashed."

by steezeMcbean August 17, 2011

Paper incision

When you write a poem that literarly becomes a part of you. An molds to a aspect of your character in whole.

These s.l. Are forever a paper incision that cuts deeper than a knife, but after they’re written tend to always save my life.

by Titus dyfilid February 26, 2019

Scrapping Paper

When you don't have enough of a single wrapping paper left to fully cover a gift so you use left over scraps of various wrapping papers to wrap it.

I was forced to use scrapping paper to wrap my last few gifts.

by Beezykid November 27, 2010

paper muncher

Someone who eats paper to build strong leg muscles.

Jaime: I'm so hungry and my legs are feeling weak.

Nicole: Why don't you become a paper muncher.

by Suzie QQ November 23, 2009

paper blob

A pile of bills, paperwork, etc. that has been ignored for too long. Notionally, a paper blob resembles a space monster that threatens to take over the house.

I can't go clubbing tonight. I gotta do battle with the paper blob.

by arensb October 28, 2009

Paper Hailing

Paper Hailing: the act of getting a piece of paper or papers and cutting or tearing them into pieces rolling them up into a hail sized piece of paper and then blowing it on to someone (sizes of paper hail can vary)

Example: "You just got Paper Hailed"
Paper Hailing: the act of getting a piece of paper or papers and cutting or tearing them into pieces rolling them up into a hail sized piece of paper (sizes can vary)

by Gregory Ferrara January 7, 2019

Paper headass

When a girl is so fuckin flat and pancake ass is far beyond how goddamm flat she is

That paper headass is fucking gross

by Niqqa y March 14, 2019