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Monger
n.
From the root term Cock Monger. The name came about with the need for derogatory nicknames. The name Cock Monger was originally meant for a specific member of a group. The name caught on so well that soon it became a generic nickname, later shortened to just monger, mainly because we're lazy bastards and cock monger takes up too many syllables.
Synonyms: Dickhead, asshole, asswipe, shit head, nut, sack, dumbass, etc.
Hey, Monger, get your sorry ass over here!
by Cola and The Mongers @ SHS January 10, 2004
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MounDewJunkie

One who consumes a very large amount of Mountain Dew each and every day and experiences no side effects from the large consumption. This person should be held high in ranking among the best of the population.
Ryan is such a MounDewJunkie! He consumed 20 cans today! Thats awesome!
by Ryan December 6, 2004
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"Did you see {insert name here}'s girlfriend? He's turned into a complete beast monger!!"
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