Heather

Named after the soft, fluffy cotton fiber. She is delicate to the touch and supple to rub your face against. Her personality is so fresh and breathable just like the cotton textile. She should spread her seeds like the botanical cotton fiber.

Could you get me a Heather swab for my ear?

by Tickle-me-cotton November 21, 2010

Heather

Heather is a beautiful sophisticated red head who is very intelligent. She has a fiery personality, and is a strong person. Heather is very easy to love and she's an awesome sister. She gets mad when you eat her food, but will give yours away like beads on Mardi Gras. She is loving, a bit of a wine-o, and fun to be around in general.

Oh, Heather. You're such an awesome gibble giblet. I could buy you a Red Volkswagon GTI or something.

by littlegibblegiblet December 31, 2009

Heather-Hopper

One who hails from the Northern parts of Scotland.

"Ah don't trust thae heather-hoppers; they'd eat their minister"

by zippy8015 October 28, 2005

Henching

To pump iron for a long period of time. The hencher typically displaying an I *heart* Mom tattoo on the bicep.

Communal henching is illegal in China but encouraged in Mexico.

WARNING: HENCHING CAUSES HENCHNESS

"Yesterday I was Henching constantly for 4 hours, I feel so hench."

"I went down 3 bra sizes by overhenching."

by BadGrafter July 19, 2010

Heathering

The act of hanging with a group of boys with no interest of hooking up with any of them. The opposite of "chazzing"

"Tonight at Linda and Emma's party, Alana was heathering because she was the only girl"

by KDC123 January 10, 2012

Heather-y

The good smart girl that never does anything wrong. When she does something wrong everyone is surprised and somewhat disappointed.

Did you hear about that girl smoking weed?" "WHAT? No way, she is so Heather-y.

by Heffy nae/creeper December 14, 2010

Hench

A total loser with no friends

"Hey Pat you look like hench!"

"Heeeeench"

by sexy male thats better then u August 25, 2019