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Breathable Dennises 

an indirect concept of the meaning of life. Only select few are blessed with its meaning and only for brief periods of time. Those who learn its meaning typically experience memory loss in a couple hours.
John: Br, br, breathable dennises
Steve: What did you say?
John: breathable dennises
Steve: breathable dennises?
John: yeah thats what I said
Breathable Dennises by newtbludger February 13, 2018

breathless cries 

The point where you're cries and sobs have built up inside of you for so long; it's all you hear most of the time, all you hear are your constant sobs and cries for help and you cry more because no one listens; they're oblivious.

Those cries that you let out, seem to be so normal to you now. You cry so constantly, that it isn't anything new.

Now, those constant cries are nothing. You've heard yourself cry for those many times you didn't want to hear yourself. You didn't want to hear your weakness collide into sadness and desperation for love and from loss and from anything to everything to nothing to something.

You cry now, and it's nothing, because you can hear yourself cry, but at the same time, you can't; they're breathless cries; cries that are there and you seem to hear but are tired of hearing.
"I cry breathless cries in the form of desperation and loss and sadness and everything; I hear them, my cries, but, I don't anymore."
breathless cries by unfathomable November 5, 2013

spring breakable 

a chick that you hook up with on spring break that you would not normally under regular circumstances.
"Hey is that girl hot?" "kinda but she is definitely spring breakable"
spring breakable by ukfan00001 September 6, 2007

breathalyzer

Breathalyzer is a device used to detect the breath alcohol concentration in people. They are used by law enforcement, clinics, workplaces, and individual consumers. You can find them at http://www.alcometers.com
I was pulled over and the police officer administered a breathalyzer on me.
breathalyzer by breathalyzer man February 6, 2009

Breathalyzing 

When one person takes a hit from weed and then exhales the smoke into another persons mouth for them to inhale.
Dude i was breathalyzing Lindsey last night... It was so hot
Breathalyzing by Sarahanarah October 27, 2011

Breathalyzer

Satan in electronic form. If you go to Leysin American School, you are subjected to a breathalyzer every friday and saturday night, resulting in early morning drinking, drinking on school nights, or being expelled.
roxy: why were you expelled?
kat: i drank past 4pm!
roxy: oh crap they have breathalyzers at LAS!