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Breathable Dennises 

an indirect concept of the meaning of life. Only select few are blessed with its meaning and only for brief periods of time. Those who learn its meaning typically experience memory loss in a couple hours.
John: Br, br, breathable dennises
Steve: What did you say?
John: breathable dennises
Steve: breathable dennises?
John: yeah thats what I said
Breathable Dennises by newtbludger February 13, 2018

breathless cries 

The point where you're cries and sobs have built up inside of you for so long; it's all you hear most of the time, all you hear are your constant sobs and cries for help and you cry more because no one listens; they're oblivious.

Those cries that you let out, seem to be so normal to you now. You cry so constantly, that it isn't anything new.

Now, those constant cries are nothing. You've heard yourself cry for those many times you didn't want to hear yourself. You didn't want to hear your weakness collide into sadness and desperation for love and from loss and from anything to everything to nothing to something.

You cry now, and it's nothing, because you can hear yourself cry, but at the same time, you can't; they're breathless cries; cries that are there and you seem to hear but are tired of hearing.
"I cry breathless cries in the form of desperation and loss and sadness and everything; I hear them, my cries, but, I don't anymore."
breathless cries by unfathomable November 5, 2013

spring breakable 

a chick that you hook up with on spring break that you would not normally under regular circumstances.
"Hey is that girl hot?" "kinda but she is definitely spring breakable"
spring breakable by ukfan00001 September 6, 2007

breathalyzer

Breathalyzer is a device used to detect the breath alcohol concentration in people. They are used by law enforcement, clinics, workplaces, and individual consumers. You can find them at http://www.alcometers.com
I was pulled over and the police officer administered a breathalyzer on me.
breathalyzer by breathalyzer man February 6, 2009

Breathalyzing 

When one person takes a hit from weed and then exhales the smoke into another persons mouth for them to inhale.
Dude i was breathalyzing Lindsey last night... It was so hot
Breathalyzing by Sarahanarah October 27, 2011

Breathalyzer

Satan in electronic form. If you go to Leysin American School, you are subjected to a breathalyzer every friday and saturday night, resulting in early morning drinking, drinking on school nights, or being expelled.
roxy: why were you expelled?
kat: i drank past 4pm!
roxy: oh crap they have breathalyzers at LAS!
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
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