Hot Crumpet

A divine looking man that you would like to cover in honey and lick.

Rachel asked me who that hot crumpet was that just walked by.

by Possum spotter January 27, 2012

Crumpth

A term used to describe the nastiest, smelliest, most god-forsaken object that has surpassed the realm of being just disgusting. This term can be used as both a noun and an adjective.

Jake: Dude, I left my smoothie in my car for 8 months!
Max: There's nothing but Crumpth in there now.

by ZyconZX March 3, 2022

Crumptery

Such an extreme amount of funny that you fall on the ground.

"Stop with your crumptery *breaks down laughing and falls off chair into the pits of hell, because the joke was extremely dark.*"

by toothbrushed September 4, 2023

Crumpting

To force one’s fecal matter back through the rectum after shitting. (Done after and/or instead of glowning)

1. Crumpting is so fun!
2. I couldn’t find a toilet so I had to crumpt.

by #1nufter March 16, 2024

Crumptel

A cartel of chaos and fun hatred.

The Crumptel is great

by Crumptel June 2, 2024

Crumple the carrier bag

To have a posh wank with a Durex extra safe. Known thus due to the noise that you will make.

I got busted twice last nite crumpling the carrier bag, shocker.

by Jibber June 13, 2005

crump-stick

an ass turd(le) who keeps on acting like a purple muffin

fred kept on asking whether we were gonna go to the antique fair - god, what a crump-stick.

by markergo September 25, 2007