crump-stick 

an ass turd(le) who keeps on acting like a purple muffin

fred kept on asking whether we were gonna go to the antique fair - god, what a crump-stick.

crump-stick by markergo September 25, 2007

crump stick 

A word for Shut The Hell Up And Go Home!!!

S.T.H.U.A.G.H

Westyn, you need to crump stick outta here

crump stick by Chris Gunnels June 13, 2007

chumpstick 

1. (n.) An unseasonably gullible individual that falls for even the most outlandish of pranks and jokes.

2. (n.) The characteristic skin flush that spreads along the cheeks of an embarrassed individual after realizing that he or she has just been conned.

1. "Man, she's such a chumpstick that she even believed the story about how I met Santa Claus in Rio last March."

2. "She was so embarrassed after I pointed out how long her arms really are that two bright red chumpsticks appeared on her cheeks."

chumpstick by Crystal's mom January 27, 2007