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Douche canoe

by Blaw dog December 31, 2017
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Shit Canoe

John and I had butt sex last night and I just took the biggest shit canoe
by Breezy1991 June 12, 2018
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Douche Canoe

Someone, such as a business leader or head of school who makes a drastic change at the last minute that impacts the entire staff and gives 0 fucks about it.
T:"there is a safety issue with the building. What should we do?"
J:"extend the school year at the last minute of course!"
T:"perfect! Morale is low anyway, so fuck'em"

Staff:"wow....what a bunch of douche canoes"
by AlSnow June 12, 2023
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canoeing

when smoking a joint or blunt and it only burns on the inside of the paper, but somehow leaving most of the paper unburnt, this can be fixed by burning the excess paper.

this can also be used as another word for ‘sideburn’ which is when a joint or blunt only burns on one side, you can fix this with saliva or by burning off the excess.
man this joint is canoeing!
by shrekonice69 June 19, 2025
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douche canoe

He is a dickhead
by nursekelly528 January 27, 2015
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beer-cano

A reaction created by dumping a packet of Sweet & Low into someone's full beer glass. The resulting reaction is a whole lot of suds and the glass ending up almost empty by the time it is over.
The best prank I pulled yet was the beer-cano I made of Larry's glass of beer.
by ABDL2023 July 31, 2023
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canoed out

its a sexual innuendo for whenever a woman repeatedly gets fucked by numerous men and is bottomed out
My friend Manuel doesnt fool around with women whom he believes have been canoed out
by Manuel59manuel February 12, 2021
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