Douche canoe

A fuckhead that is the size of a small boat.

My ex boss was such a douche canoe. She constantly lied about staff behind their back.

by Peaches&Boo January 10, 2017

Douche Canoe

your grade-a, classical fuck boy, typical douche who has earned the title of douche canoe

Huber, you're a fucking douche canoe! Stop looking up child pornography!

by Pv35 February 2, 2017

Niagra Canoe

When a girl is sucking off a guy and the guy throws up on the girls back.

I totally Niagra Canoed my girlfriend after eating bad sushi last night.

by Dane Ungart February 14, 2017

jute canoe

noun
1. Weiner
2. Penis
3. Dick

Steer your jute canoe up my cave of desires

by Coolpoker June 7, 2017

Douche canoe

When you're in school and the hot kid is being a jerk so you don't want to say the whole thing but you have to bring the point across

" lean back sara…"
" SHUT THE F UP YOU DOUCHE CANOE"

by Ha you thought June 8, 2017

Douche Canoe

Someone who has exceeded the level 1 douche, level 2 douche bag, and graduated to level 3 of the douche pyramid

Did you see that guy Sonny slide into the random girl's DM asking her to ride his cock?
Yeah I did. Spicer is such a douche canoe

by Unknown Urban Dictionary User June 27, 2017

indian canoe

A game played where two participants home their forearms together and a lit cigarette is dropped in between their arms. Whoever moves their arm first loses.

Man I burned my arm at the bar last night playing Indian canoe.

by Sackof potatoes September 16, 2017