dick pug

a super cute boy who is actually an asshole
Synonym: fuck boy

He's being such a dick pug!

by Dredibuns October 21, 2015

Dick Dementia

The state of being in which a woman has gotten such good sex from a man that she has contracted short term mental deficiency.

Marcy got dicked down so hard last night that she has dick dementia. She lost her car keys and nearly choked on her own gum.

by chairfacechampion January 7, 2016

dick surprise

When it's bigger than u thought ((;
Or smaller than u thought )):

Last night had a special dick surprise for me..better than I thought.
Or
This morning he gave me a total dick surprise..his microscope couldn't even see it.

by Fxcking.excplicit January 12, 2016

dick tease

Woman or man creating sexual arousal to make a penis hard , usually by flaunting nudity

bills wife jogging naked is a real dick tease.

by r2d2+2 March 28, 2016

Dick window

A person who is missing their front 4 teeth, on the top and bottom row to allow a dick to enter.

Hey you want to go downtown and find a crackhead with a Dick Window?

by Big_nick357 March 29, 2016

dick tonsils

Tonsils that have been ravaged by a penis after repetitive insertion

Man that dude gave me some serious Dick Tonsils after that blowjob in the back alley, yikes!

by EdNigma Gene April 5, 2016

dick wrist

When the wrinkles on your wrist look like the circumcision scar on a dick, especially in a photograph.

You got that dick wrist, son.

by VonJost April 9, 2016