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The testicles of the throat, but useless. Sometimes requires a tonsillectomy (neutering) for health reasons.
My mouth got neutered because my tonsils were fucking up my life.
tonsils by man in the universe October 30, 2011
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the clitoris in a loose pussy that hangs down like tonsils
Well it was going great until I went to eat her out and noticed her sloppy tonsils hung down like a deformed bat in a smelly pink cave.
tonsils by Mcderbs the Great May 4, 2009
the skrunkly cat that looks like he took too much cocaine and sounds lie a seal
he's from graystillplays and was made to be a suitor for Spleens
A: whos your favorite graystillplays character?
B: mines probably florida man, australian man, spleens and tonsils
A: nice :D
Tonsils by clooror wipes April 24, 2022

Tonsils On Deck 

Having good dick sucking skills. No need to show off boobs or ass. Cause your tonsils are magical.
Amber Rose said Tonsils On Deck. Ready to go!
Tonsils On Deck by Cocopuffsup November 9, 2014

Tonsils hockey

A act of two persons playing hockey with there tonsil.
We tonsils hockey because she had a good face in the pool party

Tonsils the cat 

Why
Jhon: why tonsils? Tonsils the cat
Tonsils the cat by Panko2009 May 22, 2021

trampoline tonsils 

Someone who is constantly blowing others.
trampoline tonsils by I, Wreckerrr November 12, 2016
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