tree cunt 

The worse thing ever to be called. A low life piece of shit that deserves to die. Some one that sits in a tree and throws shit at people walking by. Evil step moms can also be tree cunts.

Damn, Scotty is a tree cunt!!

tree cunt by Christopher Short May 2, 2008

pissed as a cunt 

Descriptive of being exceedingly or disgracefully drunk.

Dave said, 'I had to drive to Southampton pissed as a cunt, had to drop a pill to sort my head out'

pissed as a cunt by Rickallisterpmeister June 3, 2006

dumb cunt 

Someone who is not only stupid but also a female.

1."It was in a text message it has to be true!"

2."Your a dumb cunt, you know that right."

dumb cunt by whisk June 29, 2007

entrails ripped from a virgins cunt 

The most fucked up song ever written.
By a death metal band called Cannibal Corpse. The former singer Chris Barnes Wrote and sang it. Its featured in Tomb of the Mutilated.

Alive alone now that they've gone dead but unburied
I've seen it unfold, terrible scenes of agony
Eyes in the darkness
Echoing their madness

The sights that have passed before them
Watching as though it has never happened
Now I only listen to what is not spoken

Murder, hatred
Anger, Savage
Killings I have caused
more than can be counted
orgies of sadism
And sexual perversion
Virgin
Tied to my mattress
Legs spread wide
Ruptured bowel, yanked
From her insides
Devirginized with my knife
Internally bleeding
Vagina, secreting
her blood-wet pussy
I am eating
on her guts I am feeding
Mutilated with a machete
I fucked her dead body
The first and last
Your life's only romance
My knife's jammed in your ass
As you die you orgasm

Pass on to the dead
Nerve trembling convulsions
No longer looking human

I never see them, but I know they're there
Locked in my subconcious
Obscene memories I thought I'd forgotten
Haunting unrealities
Tear at me
Hold her arms
Her mouth taped shut
Screams unheard
Out pour her guts

Layers of flesh peeling away
Languish in your own decay
descriptions of my killings
bone chilling

Terror, tear, her
Virgin cunt

Virgins are my victims
Their tight interiors I explore
Sharpened utensils of torture
Now inserted inside of her
Sex organs extracted for eating
On her liver I am gnawing

Forbidden lust for guts
Ripped from her cunt
Tears of blood cry down her thigh

I ram my fist inside her hole
From her crotch piss now flows
Rectum filled with shit
I fucked her emptied body
Until she became stiff


Its actually a good song.
Entrails Ripped from a Virgins Cunt

entrails ripped from a virgins cunt by stfu!!! April 5, 2009

Mother's Cunt 

The flange of your mum

I love to lick your mother's hairy smelly cunt

She had a face like your mother's cunt

Mother's Cunt by Matthew Carter April 18, 2005

I will tear you a second cunt with my thorny cock 

Used by Eegra in their valentines day comic, where Bowser handed Peach a card with this phrase, and subsequently believes it is a sweet love message. Or something. Whatever the case, it's an exclamation yelled at a loved one that expresses ones awkwardness in a social or romantic situation.

"Happy valentines day! I will tear you a second cunt with my thorny cock!"

I will tear you a second cunt with my thorny cock by Kyouchou Budgie April 28, 2009

prison cunt 

An oriface created on any part of the body via an incision, used for penatrative sex of the most demeaning and painful variety.

"Did you hear? Johnny swiped some blow of some clowns, so they cut him a prison cunt and filled it with their seltzer."

"Why you in the infirmary?"
"Said the wrong thing, their sucking semen out of the prison cunt on my leg."

prison cunt by Dr. Sydney Viscous May 2, 2008