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The flange of your mum

I love to lick your mother's hairy smelly cunt

She had a face like your mother's cunt

by Matthew Carter April 18, 2005

When one wipes one's arse and no stools remains on the tissue. An occurence which leads to one finishing the shitting process.

When I finally had that angel wipe, I knew it was time to stick my finger up my arse.

by Matthew Carter April 18, 2005