twat nugget

the product of a really raunchy, rancid cunt(twat)

shut the fukk up u silly twat nugget

by marc caporale August 14, 2003

twat block

When a female prevents another female from scoring with a man.

Emma is such a twat block. Danny and I were supposed to be on a date, but she showed up and they talked the entire time!

by cindy yetti March 11, 2008

Shania Twain

A Shania Twain occurs when something don't impress you much,

When Joel saw Glen's head he got his Shania Twain on.

by Swishfish October 22, 2006

twat

anyone who uses Twitter in any capacity.

you're such a twat. no-one cares what you're doing.

by alsoknownaseric July 11, 2009

Twalking

Verb: Texting while walking really slowly in no specific direction much to the annoyance of anyone behind you who is walking at a normal pace that are either blocked, or need to walk around you. Noun: twalker

Sorry I'm late, I got stuck behind a twalker
I need to quit twalking and pay attention to where I am going
I had to crawl through this twalker's legs to get past him/her
Sorry, I've been twalking in circles

by NicZB February 11, 2015

twatching

tweet watching

im twatching all these hoes on my timeline.

by souljasoulja June 8, 2011

twacked

Originated in Stillwater, Oklahoma in 2000. When you've done too much tweak to the point where you are useless to the world. When you are so spun that you are get caught in the same repetitive motion until you run out of crank.

Damn, Tamara's been working on that crossword book for 3 days straight, someone take her dope away, she's twacked the f&#^ out.

by Ziggity February 21, 2005