Vagina Spider

See definition of "Queef"

Guy: "Did you just fart?"
Ho-Bag: "No, was one of those vagina spiders."
Guy: "You nasty bitch."

by Hugelefty March 11, 2008

Spider Loc

Second Worst rapper in the Gun-t Camp and he is lyrically retarted and he just might diss shyne when he gets out and than he will get fucked up by GUNOOOOOOOTTTTTT

Spider loc is a joke for the rap game

by Gunot Soldier July 12, 2006

spider leg

a small cock,pp,penis,or dick.

Justin zuk has a spider leg

by justin zuk March 01, 2008

Kill the spider

The first time your wife lets you hit it after she's been withholding sex for so long you could swear there's cobwebs in her birth canal. Just like killing a real spider, desperation rules, and the only option is to get the job done as quickly as possible.

John: Liz asked me to kill the spider last night...

Jim: Wow, what did you do to piss her off in the first place?

by Jesus Christ, Superdave June 29, 2013

Spider man

when u beat off in your hand and throw it at someone

man look at all that gizz on your face, i gave you the spider man

by major woody November 18, 2006

Spider-Man

(Verb) When one sex partner spooges into his palm and quickly lobs it at the other. Alternately, no sex partner is needed, just jizz and fling.

Rude prisoner: Gave that sucka guard a spider-man.

Randy-at-the-last: Unng unnh ahhh oohh! Here baby, catch! Hehehheh. Spider-man!

by Waer November 10, 2005

Barking Spider

n. Its when you fart. Then you blame it on an imaginary spider.

Oh boy there is a nother barking spider guys.

by woody420haro February 15, 2009