smooth

Iron. Used to press your clothes.

My baby's mama an I was arguin' and she knocked me aside the head with the smooth. Damn it hurt.

by Teetoms September 23, 2009

smoothie

A guy that has a smooth crotch.

Chris and Ross shared chips and salsa, that makes one or both of them a smoothie.

Chris likes Glee, he must be a smoothie.

Ross watches Jersey Shore, he is a smoothie.

by Casey the Cat October 22, 2010

smooth jazz

A metaphorical tub of musical shit.

I would rather swallow a jar of potassium cyanide, attend a Kenny G concert, play tag on the freeway, or stick my head in an open fire than listen to smooth jazz.

by inbe August 17, 2005

Cherry Smoothie

A nickname given to a boy who is incredibly smooth and sweet and lovable, just like a real cherry smoothie is!

Devon, you are such a cherry smoothie!

by Amber G September 27, 2005

Smooth Boy

1) In essence a metrosexual. One who shaves body hair thus severely lacking in all masculinity.

2) A gay man feigning heterosexuality.

3) A man/boy who sags his pants below his ass.

4) An emo male.

5) Any male lead on Vampire Diaries.

6) Kevin Connolly (see any photo)

'E' from entourage is the patron of all smooth boys. Michael Bay is a prime example of a desperate aging smooth boy.

by reality82 December 18, 2012

Turkish Smoothie

When you Put Your Cock Into A Blender for a couple seconds to get an adrenaline high

Duuuuuude i just chopped up my dick while i was Turkish Smoothieing

by Dickless69 October 24, 2010

Chicken Smoothie

A site that used to be fun, but now is filled with furries and wierdos with role playing games

Oh you play Chicken Smoothie? Your such a furrie!

by CHICKEN_S_M_O_O_T_H_I_E April 9, 2017