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pong

1. noun. game played on atari... one of the first games ever.
2.verb. to get an apple (preferably a red one though green ones work too) whipped at your nuts at more than 55 mph.

(definition 2 was created in per. 4 lunch at my school. jake and zak were throwing an apple back and forth and then gabe stood up and rafial stole the apple and threw it as hard as he could. it proceeded to hit gabe right in the nuts. mike fell on the floor laughing... from that day forth... pong was invented.)
1. "when i was your age i didnt play gta 3... i played PONG!" said dad.

2."why are you here?" asked the nurse. "i got ponged" retorted mike as he gell to the ground wincing in pane.
by killerinstinct456 July 17, 2006
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speed pong

A variation of beer pong. Two teams of 3 play with 3x6 = 18 cups in front of them. Each player has a 6 cup triangle in front of them. A team lines up in a row along one side of the table, the other team on the opposite side. Continuous throwing of pong balls until cups are made. Usually each player starts with a pong ball (6 balls total). If a cup in one player's triangle of 6 is made, he/she cannot shoot until he/she drinks that cup. If 2 are made, cannot shoot until both are drank, and so on. It is a battle for loose balls/missed shots. No team is gaurunteed a shot after a missed shot from the other team, unlike normal BP. Bouncing shots are treated as 1 cup.

Fast paced game that kills the keg!
by anonymous234 December 12, 2006
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Ping Ponged

The act of getting ping pongs shot into your anus by a professional Chinese players.
Dude 1: Woah man, Did you see that hooker getting ping ponged?
Dude 2: Yeah man. Woah.
by SammieSotini November 12, 2011
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dyke-pong

An inhumane sport when people throw table tennis balls at lesbians. It is real... sadly.
Carrie: Why do you have a black eye, honey?
Denise: Some kids decided to play dyke-pong today.
Carrie: oy.
by Equallove July 25, 2011
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Ping Pang Pong

by pingpangpong November 11, 2015
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water pong

the follow up game to beer pong, played the morning after so that everyone can return to their hydrated state. played exactly like beer pong
dude, im hungover and dehydrated. its time for water pong.
by malanda November 21, 2005
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pingy pongoes

"Ewww, what a pingy pongoes! Who farted?"
by Caitlin Bass April 26, 2006
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