You think he won't get near your weed? Oh he will. He will get near your weed. And then it's all over. This man isn't afraid to smoke your weed without you. So be friendly, let the man get in on your blunt or bowl pack. He'll def return the favor with you eventually. Trust me.
Random stoner: "Hey killer you look way too sober. Get in on this bacon wrapped blunt homie"
The Patron Saint of Smoking Your Weed: "Bacon wrapped? I'ma have to try not to eat this bitch."
The Patron Saint of Smoking Your Weed: "Bacon wrapped? I'ma have to try not to eat this bitch."
by Rocketshoesbubblewrapsnake November 7, 2013
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When a woman continues to talk after having sex and the only way to shut her up is to throw a blanket over her so she'll go to sleep.
When a woman continues to talk after having sex and the only way to shut her up is to throw a blanket over her so she'll go to sleep.
Guy: Man this chick will not shut the fuck up.
Me: hmm hold on *throws blanket over her*.
Guy: What did you do that for?
Me: When you want birds to sleep you cover their cage and they think it's dark and time to sleep.
Guy: sweet
Me: Yea, I call it the parrot
Me: hmm hold on *throws blanket over her*.
Guy: What did you do that for?
Me: When you want birds to sleep you cover their cage and they think it's dark and time to sleep.
Guy: sweet
Me: Yea, I call it the parrot
by Some guy#2 January 1, 2017
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Purple Parrot, a synonym for homosexual, fag, queer, etc.
A testament to the worst team in Legends of the Hidden Temple history, always composed of weak-armed pre-pubescent losers. They are best known for struggling with any type of physical challenge, including standing on the steps of knowledge.
A testament to the worst team in Legends of the Hidden Temple history, always composed of weak-armed pre-pubescent losers. They are best known for struggling with any type of physical challenge, including standing on the steps of knowledge.
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Get the squacking parrot mug.When a girl is on her kness, you walk up behind her after just shaving your pubes, skeet on her shoulder and put the freshly shaven hair on the semen.
by Nic, Emily and Parker January 1, 2009
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-verb (used with object), -ized, -izing.
1. to give a friend or person of interest a shot of or drink containing Patron Tequila to get them f*cked up! in a good way =D
-verb (used with object), -ized, -izing.
1. to give a friend or person of interest a shot of or drink containing Patron Tequila to get them f*cked up! in a good way =D
Used in a sentence: "Yeah I 'PATRONIZED' that b*tch and her friends, then we danced all night long...Next thing you know she throws up on my good shirt...Didn't know she had the alcohol tolerance of a 5 year old."
by Teddy-Pain April 20, 2010
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