"The 'speed' of the Internet --- i.e., how long web-pages take to 'load' and/or respond to you mouse-clicks --- will be in direct inverse proportion to how urgently you need to view the desired material; the connection will be even slower at times there's someone else waiting for you who's also in a hurry.
My buddy needed me to hastily Google engine-bolt-torquing specs during an emergency-repair task he was struggling to get done before a downpour, but the Web was "slower dan molasses runnin' uphill in da wintertime" --- it was a classic "Murphy's Law of Internet-Speed" scenario!
by QuacksO July 28, 2018
"A device that you're repairing will operate **absolutely perfectly** while you have it taken apart to work on it, but then when you get it all put back together and have all the cabinet-screws re-inserted, THAT'S when the device will decide not to work again."
To lessen the chance of getting "bitten" by Murphy's Law of Post-repair Reassembly, one should double-check everything on a refurbished device before putting it back together again.
by QuacksO March 08, 2019
A straight guy who is a resemblance of God
and pulls all the women but in the end is a very nice guy and can cheer you up when needed
and pulls all the women but in the end is a very nice guy and can cheer you up when needed
by Cameron Cross October 30, 2022
When you are on all fours over a sleeping girl. As you stare directly into her eyes you begin urinating on her chest.
Doing the Murphy
by Speeg July 23, 2022
When a girl sucks your dick and you come it. She gets up and kisses you right after but spits the cum back into your mouth and you shallow it.
by Mmmmdueivf March 16, 2024
by hferugfekehyr November 10, 2020
Jamal is a stink dick Murphy. He took out Shandawnqua to McDonald's after not taking a shower for a week
by Stinkdicknigga December 31, 2024