mcworter the icebound

Living brussel sprout with a mouth, animated by some unholy power. Entombed in ice in 1971 for a crime he didn't commit.

"I was just thinking about horses....and how one would feel between my thighs"

by GrammatonCleric October 30, 2003

mortgagorium

A temporary reprieve on making mortgage payments, usually after refinancing. Combination of "mortgage" and "moratorium."

Dude, sweet new flat-panel TV! But how are you going to pay your bills?
No sweat, I just got a refi so I have a one-month mortgagorium.

by debren27 August 3, 2010

Morthodox

A word describing modern orthodox Jews. It is an adjective or a noun.

Pronounced: Moor-tho-dox

Shortened versioned of this word is 'morthy'

She only keeps Kosher..she's become so Morthodox.

by iDefineDatWord October 23, 2011

Mortalious

Mortalious is the Geordie word for being very drunk, commonly heard as "being mortal".

I can`t remember what i did lastnight because i was blatantly mortalious.

by Tinz100 October 26, 2011

Mortal Blow

Attempt to stick your arm up your anus just before climax to receive maximum stimulus to the g-spot

Mortal Blow don't try it alone, unless you have the ER on speed dial ;)

by qalimera December 6, 2017

MORTAL

A 14 kid who sits inside and plays online video games all day

Hi I’m Mortal and I have no life

by Goopy69420 September 9, 2020

Mortard

A type of common species found in society, typically in the workplace or on the highway. Half moron Half retard.

Look at this mortard driving 50 in the fast lane.

by Tuna Tickler May 27, 2021