Hiding in the ladies room from your loser prom date until you can tolerate his not-so-subtle sexual innuendos without kicking him with your four-inch prom heels.
I needed such a long reprieve from the guy who took me to prom that everyone thought I was using drugs in the restroom. Unfortunately, I was sober.
A medium large dog breed originating from Newfoundland. They come in three colors according to the AKC. They are the most popular breed in US for many reasons. And you will find hair laying around if one is close by.
a girl with personality traits and characteristics that can be associated with a golden retriever. personality wise; funny/goofy, energetic, hyper, and just an over all goofball. characteristic wise; shaggy blonde hair, lanky, almost always smiling!!
*a girl with personality traits and characteristics that can be associated with a golden retriever. personality wise; funny/goofy, energetic, hyper, and just an over all goofball. characteristic wise; shaggy blonde hair, lanky, almost always smiling.
person A: “wow, i just meet a girl earlier and she is basically a human golden retriever!!”
person B: “aww!! aren’t golden retriever girls just the best!!”
A significant other that is easygoing and makes it fairly simple to maintain a happy and fulfilling relationship. Hence the reasoning why it is similar to having a golden retriever.
My boyfriend was explaining how it is so nice to be with me as I am so easy to keep happy. Enjoying the positive comments I asked him to elaborate and he then advised that I only required really good sleep, plenty to eat, and really nice walks to which I realized I was essentially a golden retriever.
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.