mortal

To be very, very drunk. Contrary to the guy before me, the word 'mortal' is also used in the North-East of England (ie: Newcastle and Sunderland)

Last night, I was proper mortal!!!!

by MichaelToTheJ June 29, 2007

mortal

to be extremely drunk

<(to be mortal:)>

I was fucking mortal last night!

by AO'CB May 14, 2008

Mortal

To get so incredibly drunk you only escape your mortality from alcoholic poisoning by pure luck. Probably originating somewhere north uk (or another country altogether). This term is usually used prior to going out drinking, and is followed by a failed effort or pretence of being incredibly drunk.

"I'm gonna get mortal tonight! So lock up your daughters/sons/animals/other"

by sarcasmqueen January 11, 2014

Mortal

Not immortal. A mortal is someone or something that can die off through natural or unnatural selection.

Is there life after this mortal coil is shed?

by larstait October 29, 2003

Mortal

An insult in the Percy Jackson or Heroes Of Olympus fandoms. Meaning being idiotic or ignorant. Mostly fangirls or fanboys will call you this. It is very offensive to fangirls or fanboys if called a mortal. Be prepared to be stabbed, smacked, or punched. (For some extra zing they might stab u with a pen)

Oh my gods dude, your such a mortal.

by Demigod121 May 20, 2014

Mortal

To be very, very drunk. This term is used almost exclusively in the west of Scotland.

I went oot last night and I was pure mortal, man!

by Lambchops November 23, 2004

mortal

1. a downer, upsetting, depressing

2. uncool

1. Bob: "man, my girl left me last night."
Stu: "damn, son. that's mortal."

2. Bob: "yo, george is so awesome!"
Stu: "what are you on about? that dude's fuckin' mortal."

by |david| September 10, 2006