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I was fucking mortal last night!
mortal by AO'CB May 14, 2008
To get so incredibly drunk you only escape your mortality from alcoholic poisoning by pure luck. Probably originating somewhere north uk (or another country altogether). This term is usually used prior to going out drinking, and is followed by a failed effort or pretence of being incredibly drunk.
"I'm gonna get mortal tonight! So lock up your daughters/sons/animals/other"
Mortal by sarcasmqueen January 11, 2014
Not immortal. A mortal is someone or something that can die off through natural or unnatural selection.
Is there life after this mortal coil is shed?
Mortal by larstait October 29, 2003
An insult in the Percy Jackson or Heroes Of Olympus fandoms. Meaning being idiotic or ignorant. Mostly fangirls or fanboys will call you this. It is very offensive to fangirls or fanboys if called a mortal. Be prepared to be stabbed, smacked, or punched. (For some extra zing they might stab u with a pen)
Mortal by Demigod121 May 20, 2014
To be very, very drunk. This term is used almost exclusively in the west of Scotland.
I went oot last night and I was pure mortal, man!
Mortal by Lambchops November 23, 2004
1. a downer, upsetting, depressing

2. uncool
1. Bob: "man, my girl left me last night."
Stu: "damn, son. that's mortal."

2. Bob: "yo, george is so awesome!"
Stu: "what are you on about? that dude's fuckin' mortal."
mortal by |david| September 10, 2006