saving the whales

Watching porn.

From PornHub's pledge to donate a penny to the cause for every 2,000 views.

Roommate 1: Man, what are you doing in there? All I hear is heavy breathing.
Roommate 2: Go away, I'm saving the whales.

by debren27 February 13, 2016

mortgagorium

A temporary reprieve on making mortgage payments, usually after refinancing. Combination of "mortgage" and "moratorium."

Dude, sweet new flat-panel TV! But how are you going to pay your bills?
No sweat, I just got a refi so I have a one-month mortgagorium.

by debren27 August 02, 2010