mortgagorium 

A temporary reprieve on making mortgage payments, usually after refinancing. Combination of "mortgage" and "moratorium."

Dude, sweet new flat-panel TV! But how are you going to pay your bills?
No sweat, I just got a refi so I have a one-month mortgagorium.

mortgagorium by debren27 August 3, 2010

mortatorium 

A slang term that defines a place where a mortician shows his bodies, combining the terms mortician and auditorium for viewing dead bodies.

I went to view the body shown by the mortician at the mortatorium.

mortatorium by MrGiggles13 March 17, 2024