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Malcolm

nice but not. Malcolm’s are complicated characters. they can be absolute sweethearts or they can be jerks and incredibly secretive. Malcolm has trust issues and is also hard for others to trust. He also sometimes finds himself in the wrong crowd, often making bad friends who end up hurting his other relationships. He acts like he is “cool” to some but when you get close to him he’s really weird and different in a good way. not your average person. The sad thing is Malcolm is not always forgiving and may have trouble keeping relationships or friendships going because of this. If you make a mistake with him that may be your last because he is one to walk away when upset about a small circumstance. Malcolm does not hold back so he’ll freely tell you to fuck off or break up with you but other times he will hide his feelings from you in order not to hurt you. He is a good lier and lies frequently so it’s very hard to be close friends with him because you can’t tell when he is being serious. He’s complex but i still love him no matter what and if you know a Malcolm maybe they r just struggling and r lost so they may be mean sometimes but try to treat them kindly regardless. Malcolm if you’re reading this, hi it’s Lauren, I dislike u but I care about u and always will. Thanks for all the wonderful memories and I’m sorry about all the horrible ones and I wish I could erase them. Love u (as a friend ofc) <3
Malcolm is confusing.
by TheGoofyDino December 29, 2021
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Malcommunication

The deliberate withholding of educational information for the intention to cause consistent ignorance to gain or maintain superiority.
Malcommunication is entirely to blame for why there is no cure for half the diseases on the planet.

Too many know it alls and not enough -I don’t know anything, will you teach me to understand-causes malcommunication everywhere.
by Brickie February 16, 2022
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Malcolm

Malcolm is 3 years old and 1 centimeter tall
Malcolm is Joe mama
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malcony

Ami wants malcony
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Malcolm

pulls people all the time, he's hot and pulls people at his middle school where he's the most popular person. All the girls want him but he only likes one girl named Brey. He has to fend off women everywhere he goes because they are so attracted to him.
She has a crush on Malcolm
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MALCOLM

A bitch ass nigga that somehow can magically GO A WHOLE FUCKING SCHOOL YEAR WITHOUT HIS HAIR GROWING AND NO HAIRCUT. Also the nigga is a bitch and prolly likes anime WIT HIS WEIRD ASS.
The guys - Who dat nigga right there?
Me - Oh thats just malcolm bitch ass
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Malcom Garritty

A fat fuck. Often mistaken for huge animals such a whale or a hippopotamus. His diet consists of junk food and zero veggies. The floor shakes like an earthquake with each step he takes. Malcom Garritty is fat.
Is that an elephant. No it's Malcom Garritty
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