Wan Lo is both a renowned musician and a music teacher. His age is unknown but he is confirmed to have survived multiple
big-bangs in several alternate timelines. He claims to have seen the world end and the creation of the universe multiple times. However, this was not proven.
Though not the youngest
person on Earth, he looks surprisingly young for a
man who claimed to be 85281028332 million years old(unconfirmed). His head is almost
bald, and he has a grotesque face full of wrinkles.
He is also a mini-boss in the game LSC: Real Life. He deals damage and stuns nearby enemies with his trusty melodica(which he named The Wanlodica). He can also confuse, damage, and
slow enemies in
front of him by shooting a ray of
light from his shiny bald head.
Although he is a renowned and well-known musician, his music is known for how utterly awful it is. Therefore, you should think twice before attending his concerts or music lessons without noice-cancelling headphones or actually attending them at all.
Dude A: Dude,
Wan Lo is holding a concert
tomorrow! Should I buy tickets or us?
Dude B: Are you 8745? Hell naw!
Dude A: They also have different merch and DVDs of previous concerts. Should I order one for you?
Dude B: Goddamnit no!
Dude A: So 20 DVDs it is!
Dude B whips out a
knife and vibe checks Dude A