Howie Handel

A hand job given with hand sanitizer; Originally made popular by Howie Mandel.

John's cock was so dirty Lisa refused to touch it unless he agreed to a Howie Handel.

Purel moisturizing sanitizer is by far the most preferred lubricant for the Howie Handel.

by JustLikeThis March 6, 2011

crepe hanger

a person who feels the need to bring public attention to obviously unfortunate or negative situations

Can you believe that crepe hanger? She couldn't wait to tell me I had a stain on my dress at the party!

by bigfatmama July 12, 2011

Handerpants

Another word for masturbate: to touch yours or others junk

Dude, I was like totally handerpants last night

by Actual trash 🍚 October 1, 2016

palma handerson

The nick name you give your beater hand

My nigga got a date with Palma Handerson tonight aka his left hand

by Homie Pillows September 17, 2017

Palmela Handerson

A mans substitute girlfriend at formal events when a plus one isn’t readily available.

The name of a mans dominant wanking hand

masterbation wank tommytank bashing the bishop

Hi guys, thanks for the invite to your wedding, Palmela Handerson and I would love to attend.

by Kribby December 11, 2018

hangerous

(adj.) Behavior involving danger and likely to inflict a hangover.

Dude, don't drink that third shot, it's hangerous!

by Accidental Discovery March 17, 2010

hanger burn

The line of dust on the shoulder of a shirt that forms when it is left on a hanger for too long.

Gigi was almost late because she had to wash her shirt since it had some major hanger burn.

by paige lighthipe lover July 27, 2012