Fappert

One who masturbates over excessively on celeb pics.

1:John is such a Fappert over those Lindsey Lohan pictures.

2: Erik: What are you doing tonight? John: Im going to go Fappert over Brittney Spears again.

3: Dangit! Why did i Fappert all over my Angelina Jolie pics?!

by Fappert November 6, 2009

Fappid

Completely and totally fixated on sex, porn, and fapping.

Before I got laid I was totally FAPPID.

by Haze18 November 10, 2009

flappaflappaflapp

n. the sound that occurs when a male is rapidly licking a female's vagina

"Her pussy tastes so good."

"How do you know?"

"Flappaflappaflapp, my friend."

by KP123KP September 18, 2011

fappish

When you're totally in the mood to masturbate, but can't (for whatever reason).

Every time that cute girl comes into the bagel shop ... I get quite fappish.

by ibpms247 January 10, 2013

fappy trail

The small, moist trail left behind after a session of maturation in a horizontal position. When a man splooges in this position and his juice rains down upon his happy trail, it becomes a fappy trail.

Man 1: "dude I just had the best jerk off ever"

Man 2: "nice but did you make a fappy trail?"

Man 1: "hell yes! It was super sticky!"

by Loberson October 5, 2016

Fapping

Jerking off

Damn I’m fapping and I got cum on my hand

by Tyrone122 November 13, 2019

Fappa

A Fat Ass Kappa. Generally underclassmen or pledge who has not been on coke long enough to look like a wrinkled rail.

Guy One " I had sex with a Kappa last night"
Guy Two "DUDE, she was a an ugly bitch"
Guy One" YEah I guess she was kinda a Fappa"

by Dont worry about it haha February 1, 2009