Definitions by Loberson

Bush Explosion 

A queef. Also 9/11.

Did you hear her flappy bush explosion?? I smelled it!!

Sir…a second plane just hit the towers.

Bush Explosion by Loberson December 11, 2023

Wind Missile 

When a woman queefs out her tampon.

Plain and simple. Look at that wind missile fly!!!

Wind Missile by Loberson December 2, 2023

José Queefo 

When a girl eats a BIG bean burrito, take a shot of that good ole JC, and then takes a ride on the merry go round! You can guess what’s coming next 😏

Wooooof!! I can smell that potent José Queefo from a MILE away!

Gonna take a shot of Jose Quervo…then breathe in her Jose Queefo later bro!

José Queefo by Loberson November 22, 2023

Papoof

Surprisingly old, yet somewhat niche, slang for a fart. Popular among women born in the late 20s…like my grandmother. Onamonapoetic

Oops! I papoofed!

Did she just papoof?

Stop papoofing!

Papoof by Loberson November 22, 2023

vagina toot 

A pussy fart! Plain and simple. Technically the release of air from the front bottom.

Did you hear that vagina toot that just slipped out? High five!

vagina toot by Loberson December 17, 2020

fappy trail 

The small, moist trail left behind after a session of maturation in a horizontal position. When a man splooges in this position and his juice rains down upon his happy trail, it becomes a fappy trail.

Man 1: "dude I just had the best jerk off ever"

Man 2: "nice but did you make a fappy trail?"

Man 1: "hell yes! It was super sticky!"

fappy trail by Loberson October 5, 2016

Fappy Trail 

When a guy leaves behind a little secret territory marker at every place he has ever masturbated, be it anything from slightly saturated undergarments, to penile excrement on the toilet seat. Put all these tell-tale signs together, and you have a fappy trail.

Mom: Goly gee gosh, I realized why there's always a crumpled up tissue tucked under my son's pillow in the morning!!! It's his fappy trail!!!

Fappy Trail by Loberson October 5, 2016