Papoof

Surprisingly old, yet somewhat niche, slang for a fart. Popular among women born in the late 20s…like my grandmother. Onamonapoetic

Oops! I papoofed!

Did she just papoof?

Stop papoofing!

by Loberson November 22, 2023

José Queefo

When a girl eats a BIG bean burrito, take a shot of that good ole JC, and then takes a ride on the merry go round! You can guess what’s coming next 😏

Wooooof!! I can smell that potent José Queefo from a MILE away!

Gonna take a shot of Jose Quervo…then breathe in her Jose Queefo later bro!

by Loberson November 22, 2023

YouTube Porn

Extremely soft-core porn catered to, and watched by, 11 year old boys who are just entering into the deeper, darker side of the Internet. Easily accessible through the website YouTube (which wants to sound like a porn site anyway), and usually includes boobs or ass in the thumbnail.

Example 1:

Reminiscent Guy: When I was 11, it was Ryan Higa who got me hooked on YouTube. That, and YouTube Porn. God I used to love those Kate Upton dancing videos.

Example 2:

11 Year Old Kid: Hey bro, did you see that video of that one bikini girl putting sunscreen on that other bikini girl? So hot, right?

21 Year Old Guy: Shit dude, that's some serious YouTube Porn. Have you tried YouPorn or ExtremeTube?
11 Year Old Kid: What?

21 Year Old Guy : *smh*

by Loberson July 05, 2016

Bush Explosion

A queef. Also 9/11.

Did you hear her flappy bush explosion?? I smelled it!!

Sir…a second plane just hit the towers.

by Loberson December 11, 2023

Fappy Trail

When a guy leaves behind a little secret territory marker at every place he has ever masturbated, be it anything from slightly saturated undergarments, to penile excrement on the toilet seat. Put all these tell-tale signs together, and you have a fappy trail.

Mom: Goly gee gosh, I realized why there's always a crumpled up tissue tucked under my son's pillow in the morning!!! It's his fappy trail!!!

by Loberson October 05, 2016

vagina toot

A pussy fart! Plain and simple. Technically the release of air from the front bottom.

Did you hear that vagina toot that just slipped out? High five!

by Loberson December 17, 2020

Fappy Trail

The sexual practice of stopping whatever position(s) and/or acts you are engaged in at the moment right before orgasm to successfully paint a perfect line of sperm from your partner's naval down to their sexual organs. If you do this correctly, you will have brought into being a fappy trail.

"I pulled out, told her to turn over, and delivered the PERFECT fappy trail. I high fived myself afterwards because I was so proud"

by Loberson October 05, 2016