Your computer has virus 

This is what you hear before the Indian scammer starts to fix your computer but actually steals $11,000 from you.

John: "Hello, is this Microsoft tech support?"
Scammer: "Hello, your computer has virus."

Your computer has virus by I just work here March 30, 2021

AP Computer Science Principles 

A completely useless class that was created basically so that the College Board can earn an extra buck. The class has not been accepted by any popular colleges or universities currently, as the class is completely based off of logic puzzles and nothing useful. AP Computer Science Principles does not have any learning base within it, since literally all of the practice questions can be answered by someone with no coding experience whatsoever. Basically, if you want a completely unenriching, free, and pointless hour tacked on to your schedule, then sign up for this class.

John- "Only half the kids killed themselves in AP Computer Science Principles today!"
Billy- "What!?! Only half!?!"

AP Computer Science Principles by crusty carl May 29, 2016

school computer 

A computer that the school sends you.

What you are bound to get in a school computer:

Old hardware

Bad Antivirus software

Extremely strict parental controls

The inability to download anything

Internet Explorer

An old integrated graphics card

The desire to buy a more powerful PC and then break your school computer over one of the teachers' heads

The desire to force the school to pay for said PC

"Uggh, this school computer is shit. I can't even change the background"

"Dude, I feel your pain. "

"Fuck this piece of shit. I'm gonna go save up for a better computer"

"Yeah, me too."

school computer by Myswea T. Balls April 2, 2010

School Computer 

A device with low amounts of ram, that nobody likes, and was really cheap.

“Did you hear about the new phone coming out? I hear it’s a school computer!

School Computer by Pseudonym? More like Pooseudon December 24, 2019

apple computer

thread on urbandictionary.com used by geeks to insult each other

apples are shit blah blah...
no theyre not blah blah...

apple computer by oracle March 12, 2004

School computer 

The term “school computer” means that a select computer takes 15 minutes to boot up and an additional 5 to load in your first search and cannot even run flash games above 45fps, usually 5-15 years old.

Kid: Dude this thing is like a school computer!
Kid2: And you just bought it?
Kid: Hell yea, and I’m pissed!

School computer by Boing Doinkus December 20, 2018

School Computer 

A piece of crap that is somehow slower than my 1$ calculator.

Outdated hardware like a intel processor from the 1990s and only 512mb of ram. It cant even run notepad without blue screening. (I once fried these computers by switching the PSU switch from 240V to 120V and boom it went, smoke was coming from it.

Person 1: Oi mate don't you just love these crappy school computers
Person 2: Yeah lol there just absolute shit
Person 1: I blew one of these up in primary school but anyway wanna have some VB's and do skidz in the commodore.
Person 2: FUCK YEAAAAA

School Computer by Some random ozzy May 9, 2022