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Bill Wurtz

A musical genius from new york, and a master of animation. he started making music when he was under the age of 5 (not professionally of course) and has mastered more than 10 instruments. he started gaining popularity from vine releasing his short comedic videos and snippets of his videos from youtube, he currently owns a 90s styled simplistic website called billwurtz.com, where he seems to be most active and he answers many questions every day. bill gained a ton of popularity in 2016 when he released his 9 minute video called “history of japan” which currently has 69 million views on youtube. about a year after he released that, he released a 19 minute long video called “history of the entire world i guess” which quickly became known as a masterpiece, with over 100 million views on youtube. since then, bill has made a lot more music such as “la de da de da de da de day oh”, “and the day goes on”, “I just did a bad thing, “Mt St. helens is about to blow up” and several other songs until in march of 2019 he released his final video for 1 3/4 years titled “might quit”. despite it’s name, the video was not about him quitting. bill remained pretty inactive everywhere besides billwurtz.com until january of 2021 where he released his first song in a long time, and the music video was now in full 3d, and it turns out the entire time he was learning 3d animation. Since then bill has been releasing fantastic music videos
Person 1: hey you know bill wurtz

Person 2: I’ve heard of him but haven’t seen anything made by him
Person 1: You really should! he’s an absolute legend

bill jolly 

a lame ripoff of the singer and performer Billy Joel. Trying to cap on the success by having a near identical name. Yeah, keep telling yourself that it's just a coincedence. And that they play the same instruments. And same music.
he's also black OOOOOOOOOOOOH! bill jolly
bill jolly by dvbennett July 27, 2006

Bill O'Reilly

A FOX News Commentator who is a loudmouthed boor. A Republican zealot who thinks Bush can do no wrong. An oversexed middle aged man who chases younger women, and has perverted fantasies about scoring with these young women.
See also: pervert
See also: propaganda
See also: George W. Bush
Bill O'Reilly by jesster79 January 24, 2005

bill gates raped my cat 

What you scream when your Xbox 360 gets the Red Ring Of Death thus rendering it useless as anything but a paperweight.

Actually its a phrase I started saying after my 2nd, yes my second fucking Xbox 360 flopped due to the RROD. I got the idea from one of those Myspace bullitens that said something about not sending it to 10 ppl will result in the ghost of a dead girl appearing and raping your cat or somthing.
On my way to exchange my xbox i thought to myself, I bet Bill Gates was waiting for me to leave so he could sneak in and rape my cat.
Thus was born my new phrase whe ppl ask me what I think of the RROD, I say 2 them, "I had it twice, It was just an excuse for BG to rape my cat."
{Dude sitting there playing 360}
{360 goes into Red Ring Of Death Mode}
Dude: Shit! My 360 froze and I got the RROD!
{While dude takes 360 back to store for warranty Bill Gates shows up and rapes his cat.}
{Dude jokes to guy at Gamestop about Bill Gates raping his cat.}
{Gude gets back home and realizes that it did in fact
happen}
Dude: DAMNIT, BILL GATES RAPED MY CAT! OH THE HORROR!
bill gates raped my cat by Russ Bus November 29, 2007

Bill Gates 

CEO of the company Microsoft, a company that produces products for Personal Computers. Most notable products are the Windows Series Operating Systems (the current one as of June 2005 is Windows XP) and software and hardware for Personal Computers, as well a video game console called the X-Box.

Bill Gates is obscenely wealthy, and is the richest man in the world, as well as one of the most powerful. Due to negative media and dumbass rumors, Bill Gates has a bad image, even though he donates more to AIDs chairities than any other two celeberties combined. He also has several scholarship programs up, such as the Bill and Linda Gates Minority Scholorship.

The Operating System Windows is a good OS, if sometimes a little frustrating. It's easily accessable for the more mainstream user, however the OS is probably as smart as the user and is therefore called such (horribly thought out) insults as "gay" and "piece of junk!!11!!) It however has the largest amount of games on it with classics such as Half-Life, Unreal Tournament, and Fallout.
Bill Gates is a good man despite gossip and media.
Bill Gates by Mr. Peterson July 15, 2008

bill o'reilly

1. The extremely pompous conservative commentator who once yelled at a young man whose father died in the World Trade Center to "SHUT UP!" because he disagreed with him.

2. Anyone who thinks they know everything there is to know about everything.

3. To ejaculate on one's sheets.
Oh shit I gotta clean up that Bill O'Reilly before I go play basketball.
bill o'reilly by The Froh September 4, 2006