Definitions by dvbennett

jack bauer cream pie 

When you bake a pie for the bad president you have a orgasm in his pie haha watch him eat it

I'm Jack Bauer and I'll make you eat my famous jack bauer cream pie

jack bauer cream pie by dvbennett March 19, 2020

bill jolly 

a lame ripoff of the singer and performer Billy Joel. Trying to cap on the success by having a near identical name. Yeah, keep telling yourself that it's just a coincedence. And that they play the same instruments. And same music.

he's also black OOOOOOOOOOOOH! bill jolly

bill jolly by dvbennett July 27, 2006