dmitri demarcus bartholomew james III jr.

my homboy

"yo , dmitri demarcus bartholomew james III jr. is my homie bro."

by niggle XVII February 3, 2022

Dimitrius Damarcus Bartholomew James 3rd jr

The best Giganotosaurous to walk upon this Earth

"Yo look, it's Dimitrius Damarcus Bartholomew James 3rd jr."

by Boj the Crusader December 8, 2021

Demetrius Demarcus Bartholomew James lll

He is a big brolick black dude named fucking Demetrius
And he’s also a sex offender
And is morbaly obese

Bro Demetrius Demarcus Bartholomew James lll Is chasing me

by Demetriosalah January 6, 2022

Barthification

Adding many unnecessary letters to a word for emphasis. Accentuate every normal consonant with t, s, c, h, w, k, or whatever you find appropriate. There are two varieties of Barthification: Normal and Extreme. Normal Barthification results in a word that sounds very much like the original when read. Extreme Barthification results in a word that is very different and hard to interpret.

Named after the pioneer of Barthification, Edward Alan Bartholomew.

(Normal) Wench = Whaiyentsches
(Extreme) Motorcyclists = Schmouyaiwoutouieyaierschtaiyaicktuelleyeischtes

by Grahf March 1, 2005

bartendwhore

A girl you hire as a bartender for your house party but she ends up being a whore.

Brock: Dude, the bartender at your party last night was hot.

But was she a whore?

Rod: Yes, a tremendous whore. She stayed over I destroyed her then I paid her in the morning.

Brock: Bartendwhore. They’re amazing.

by akarod May 22, 2012

bartendwhore

bartender thats a total slut

Rod: i hired a hot bartender for my party last night.

Brock: thats cool. love hot bartenders, was she a whore though?

Rod: total slut: i banged her, than still had to pay her the next morning for working the night before...

Brock: total bartendwhore...i hope u wrapped it up..

by akarod May 22, 2012

Bartender Tommy

That dude to be dude friends with! And it’s not a joke at all. Make bartending is legit what you should inspire to be. That name has grabbed more ladies, and woke up next to ones I only dreamed about. How? Who knows, he’s the shit and you will know what I mean. Once you watch the girls, watch him, while watching him mix up drinks.

I wish I was as attractive and had the confidence, to talk to women like Bartender Tommy can!

by A Westfield wishful August 3, 2018