1. Having no balls; weak and worthless like a jellyfish.
2. Lacking the ability to stand for what is right in the face of criticism.
3. Appeasement.
2. Lacking the ability to stand for what is right in the face of criticism.
3. Appeasement.
Mr. Douche parades around the office like a Badass until he's challenged, then he comes down with an acute case of Testicular Absenteeism.
by RorschachNEOCON May 15, 2012
Get the Testicular Absenteeism mug.Reductio Ad Absurdum (Latin for "reduction to absurdity") is a logical argument that refutes a statement by proving that the premise would lead to a logically absurd and ridiculous conclusion.
Another great phrase to use against flat-earthers and other conspiracy nutjobs alike.
Another great phrase to use against flat-earthers and other conspiracy nutjobs alike.
Flat-earther: THE EARTH IS FLAT!!!!
Me, an intellectual: Oh yeah, then explain how nobody has ever fallen off the edge of the earth. Reductio Ad Absurdum.
Me, an intellectual: Oh yeah, then explain how nobody has ever fallen off the edge of the earth. Reductio Ad Absurdum.
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I am going to absofuckinglutely murder you at a game of Madden. Ex.2 There is absofuckinglutely no way I'm giving you my password.
by D. Dubya July 12, 2015
Get the Absofuckinglutely mug.He is the best person ever!!! He is funny, stupid, caring and shy (and yes he does have abs!!). He loves to try new things and go on adventures. He would be down to do anything crazy with you and talk to you about stupid things. He always asks about your day and how you are. He knows when you're sad and does everything he can to make you happy. He is a BIG FLIRT. He doesn't like talking to everyone because not everyone's you.
by a.nice.person. January 16, 2021
Get the Absman mug.An interjection indicating affirmation in the extreme. Even more extreme than "sure," much more than "yup," and a world away from "uh huh." Used primarily to bullshit people into thinking you agree with something they said and that, of all people, you know what they're talking about. The former may or may not be true, but the latter seldom is.
Glenn Beck: We've already proven that Barack Obama's birth certificate was printed in 2005 at a Kinko's in Alexandria Virginia, which proves he's a Kenyan Muslim socialist. You know what I mean?
Teabagger: Absolutely! See you at the march!
Teabagger: Absolutely! See you at the march!
by jdmatt July 14, 2010
Get the absolutely mug.To leave quickly or in a hurry; to take oneself off; to decamp; to depart.
Blended jocular mock-Latin word. Arose in America in the 19th century (about 1837). Probably made up of the following parts: The Latin adverb and prefix ab, "away (from)", (maybe taken from abscond), the suffix -ate (maybe taken from perambulate or undulate), and the middle portion, "squatul", which might be a derivation of to squat.
Blended jocular mock-Latin word. Arose in America in the 19th century (about 1837). Probably made up of the following parts: The Latin adverb and prefix ab, "away (from)", (maybe taken from abscond), the suffix -ate (maybe taken from perambulate or undulate), and the middle portion, "squatul", which might be a derivation of to squat.
by madamnaughty October 9, 2009
Get the absquatulate mug.A mixture of Absolut vodka and a packet of the vitamin drink, Emergen-C. Alternative to caffine and alcohol. The vitamin C gives you a kick while the vodka slows you down.
Joe: did you get the red bull and vodka?
Dave: no they ran out of red bull, i got us Emergen-C instead so we can have an Absolut Emergen-C
Dave: no they ran out of red bull, i got us Emergen-C instead so we can have an Absolut Emergen-C
by RMPNT December 30, 2010
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