Stupid Flash Bang

A Flash-Bang is a device used by law enforcement or military personnel to stun people without causing serious injury. Not unlike a firecracker there is no metal or shrapnel that disperses upon explosion. There is simply a loud bang and a large flash of light which disorients any persons within a certain radius. This allows the person(s) utilizing the flash-bang to enter, escape, or take control a situation.

A "STUPID FLASH BANG" is a technique used by person(s) who are being investigated or questioned. Said person(s) repeatedly answer any questions asked of them with nonsensical or meaningless answers. Or in some cases the same answers continuously. The goal being to ultimately cause the accuser or investigator to give up the questioning. And therefore end the investigation, allowing the accused to escape while the investigator tries to fathom how someone could be so stupid or, tries to make sense of the answers which cannot be made sense of at any point.

Question: What are you doing here? Answer: I don't know. Q: Well then why are you in here? A: I don't know. Q: But you know you don't belong here, and yet you are in here, so I ask again, what is your purpose for being in here? A: I don't know. Q: Did you walk in here? A: Yes. Q: Did someone call you in here, or tell you to come in here? A: No. Q: Are you aware that no one is allowed in here? A: Yes. Q: Then once again I ask, why are you in here? A: I don't know. End Result: Out of total frustration: Just get out. Picks up phone calls doctor: Doc, I've just been hit with a Stupid Flash Bang. Dr.: Lie down, and have no contact with that person for at least 24 hours. Contact could cause irreparable harm to your brain.

by Man of Justice January 22, 2014

stupid horny

A state of horniness in which a person can think of nothing else but how horny they are, and therefore are not a productive member of society.

Jacob: "Man I was stupid horny all last night and couldn't get any studying done."
Jennifer: "We've all been there."

by tortilla August 15, 2016

Stupid Words

Something contradicting what you mean, something you don’t mean, or something just plain stupid.

Girl:Will you give me the test answers? *flashes boobs*
Nerd boy: Is that supposed to be impressive?
Cool guy: Dude, you and your stupid words.

by EverythingIsMeaningless September 19, 2019

cupid stupid

The poor decision making that occurs when one is falling in love.

It was clear when he proposed marriage after just one month, Ryan was truly cupid stupid for Kathie.

by Hotryno January 30, 2016

pot stupid

A disparaging term used to describe the impaired and generally short-sighted decisions made by folks who move through their lives powered by their dearly beloved cannabinoids.

I’ve watched closely as this profoundly pot stupid couple repeatedly elevates their sensory experiences above making meaningful plans that make any actual sense.

by Dr Bunnygirl February 10, 2023

Second-hand stupid

The feeling that you are getting dumber by the minute, not from the beer, but from the stupid person near you that won't shut up.

"The second-hand stupid from Billy's girlfriend is frying my brain. I can't think anymore."

by Nostradumbass11 January 8, 2010

Gump Ass stupid

A kid who is literally dumb as fuck, has no common sense once so ever, and a hot temper. The type of person to bitch on and on and on. When they dont get what they want they will raise their fist at you and grunt in a way to attempt to intimadate you. indulging on weed and slutty fat girls is what they usually enjoy doing, but if they dont have either they will throw a hissy fit like no other.

Hes got court in a week and hes been doing nothing but smoking pot and watching porn, That kid is fucking Gump Ass Stupid.

by fuckingraycons May 7, 2011