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det stache

A moustache grown while on a military deployment. The term is used most commonly by US Marines, as it is the only facial hair allowed by regs. Also, if you're gonna grow a stache and look like a stalker, you might as well do it while on a det, so your family doesn't have to see you like that.
Shim: "How come Jethro is lookin' all creepy these days?"
Dirty: "Yeah, now that his det stache is filling in, he kinda looks like a child molester."

Frumba: "Tom Selleck made it cool in the 80's; my det stache brings the awesomeness today."
by Leeroy J July 1, 2009
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douche stache

A douche stache is that half-grown in mustache that guys attain usually in junior high or highschool, although it is not limited to this timeframe. Those with a douche stache often try to grow it out, to no real results. These people often give off a vibe of "Yeah, that's right. You see this stache. You WISH you were cool enough to have this stache." But everyone sees them and really thinks "Wow. That mustache is gross. What a douche..."
that one random teen guy you knew in highschool with the slightly faded mustache aka the douche stache
by Thesadtruthofthematter April 10, 2011
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Star search

Verb: The act of searching for a footnote referenced by an asterisk.

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Jackass-terisk: Noun: Any person who publishes, posts, or writes anything that includes an asterisk and who then fails to identify the reason for the asterisk.
1. The reader was determined to star search until he discovered the meaning behind that asterisk.

2. The next time I star search something and discover the author failed to include the associated footnote, I'm gonna get myself a sawed-off shotgun, find that m**ther f**ker, and blow off the head of that douche bag Jackass-terisk.
by Moreron21 July 14, 2011
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My search history

"Your browsing history appears here"
Bob: can i see your search history?
You: not even god himself shall lay his eyes on my search history
by Ur gay hah May 10, 2022
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stanch

Slang word for "cigarette" in the far southside/burbs of Chicago (Beverly, Alsip... well, anywhere south.)
I need a stanch before I kill someone.
by BvlyGrl2 May 19, 2005
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google image search

Definition: a person who turns everything you say into something perverted

Background: Try searching anything on google images, most searches have a pornographic image on the first page
Person A: Stop bangin on the tables
Person B: Huhuhuhuh "banging"
Person A: You bloody google image search
by Are yer April 24, 2005
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