superbowl shuffle

song/dance performed by 85 bears

"bears are going to the superbowl!"
"fuck yeah, superbowl shuffle!"

by vdogggg February 1, 2007

the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger.

masturbation; playing five on one, priming the piss pump; playing tug of war with ol' cyclops.

Following his vasectomy, he needed to produce 25 ejaculations over a 6-month period to assure testicular emasculation. In order to do this 25 times, he had to perform the five-finger knuckle shuffle on his one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger.

by weave March 21, 2003

Texas Shuffle

The act of throwing a tantrum and walking down Texas Ave. while refusing rides from anybody and flipping the bird.

Blackberry making contact with my shirt caused me to cry and commence a Texas Shuffle

by Class of 2009 September 26, 2006

Snuffle Shot

To ejaculate (cum) in a woman's nose. Preferably while she is getting titty fucked so she doesn't expect it.

Have to make sure to get it deep in there, to where she gets the sniffles.

The Snuffle Shot - Catching the Skeezie in the Snizzie!

by 3Fity May 18, 2007

Snufflegun

A person who is just so ridiculously and retardedly endearing that when you see them, their cuteness is like a bullet to the brain. Essentially, someone so unintentionally adorable that you don't know how to describe them other than through a jumble of well-intended gibberish.

My new girlfriend is such a snufflegun; single people hate us because all I do is hug the shit out of her while foaming at the mouth.

by Burdeh September 13, 2013

retard shuffle

swaying slightly backwards and forwards while sitting down and staring straight ahead, due to extreme hopelessness or drug-induced state.

While waiting for the pregnancy test results, we both sat on the bed doing the retard shuffle.

by jizzellalala March 21, 2007

boner shuffle

The act of shuffling your feet and adjusting your piss stream trajectory while urinating with morning wood.

After incorporating the boner shuffle into his morning routine, Ricardo no longer piss painted the floor and walls.

by Bicscuit Beater January 17, 2008