Snufflegun 

A person who is just so ridiculously and retardedly endearing that when you see them, their cuteness is like a bullet to the brain. Essentially, someone so unintentionally adorable that you don't know how to describe them other than through a jumble of well-intended gibberish.

My new girlfriend is such a snufflegun; single people hate us because all I do is hug the shit out of her while foaming at the mouth.

Snufflegun by Burdeh September 13, 2013

Snuffledufflegus 

(n.) A hybrid of Mr. Snuffleupagus from Sesame Street and a duffle bag.

"Wow, look at Snuffleupagus' and that duffle bag's child, it's a Snuffledufflegus!"

"Whoa! Check it out, it's a wild Snuffledufflegus! It has a long trunk and compartments for all of my on-the-go items and clothes!"

Snuffledufflegus by Snuffledufflegus February 13, 2013

Snuffleuppugus 

A nickname for one who is well endowed. Resembles the trunk on the Sesame Street character Snuffleuppugus.

Male 1: "If it wasn't for my wang, I could drop to a lighter weight class in MMA."

Male 2: "For real bro. You look like Snuffleuppugus." "What do you feed that monster?"

Snuffleuppugus by M_Dubz152 June 6, 2023

snuffleupasparagus 

1. Briny, pungent urine expelled from a wooly trunk.

"Good Lord, I can smell that snuffleupasparagus two stalls over."

snuffleupasparagus by heatshedfogphase April 24, 2008

snuffleupagirl 

Your buddy's imaginary lady friend whom none of your mutual friends have ever seen.

Friend 1: "Have you seen Gary's new girl?"
Friend 2: "No one has--only Gary."
Friend 3: "Maybe she's another one of his snuffleupagirls."

snuffleupagirl by CarMono August 28, 2011

Snuffleupagus

Snuffleupagus was a HUMONGOUS muppet on Sesame Street. Originally, he was supposed to be Big Bird's invisible friend. The audience would see this gigantic, lumbering, wooly mammoth come talk to Big Bird - but every time Big Bird would try to go get others to meet Snuffleupagus (so they would believe he existed), Snuffleupagus had decided to leave. So everyone thought Big Bird was lying about having a big wooly mammoth friend named Snuffleupagus. Eventually, researchers for the show realized that the young children tv-viewers were getting VERY anxious about this character!! We all could see him and knew he was real (it was not at all obvious to kids he was supposed to be the "invisible friend" - since we saw him the same as all the other characters). Children were getting very upset that everyone thought Big Bird was lying when Big Bird was not. Ultimately, the writers had to make Snuffleupagus an actual character on the show who interacted with everyone (not just Big Bird as before). So when I use the word Snuffleupagus, I use it to refer to someone elusive, hard to get to know or hard to believe exists.

I tried to meet 3 times for dinner and you were never there!! You turned out to be quite a Snuffleupagus!

Snuffleupagus by Texas Clean May 11, 2011

snuffleupacunt 

1) A girl with an enormous vagina. Named after the large puppet Snuffleupagus on Sesame Street.

2) Also a term, either endearing or demeaning, depending on who you say it to.

1) I tried to nail her, but I couldn't stay in because she had a snuffleupacunt!

2) Yo, Snuffleupacunt! What's going on, babe?

snuffleupacunt by Joshua C May 14, 2008