Yogurt Shopping

Letting a girl shit in your mouth.

John went yogurt shopping last night.

by joe joun September 7, 2005

Reverse Shopping

Usually a person on the darker side of society's edge,a scammer, self assured, scandalous, self motivated often by the need of quick cash for the next "hook up".

One who scours the ground or searches thru near-by trash cans at the exit doors of a buzy retail store hoping to pick up a discarded store receipt, enter the store, then collect each item listed, and then proceed straight to the customer service desk, and promptly, effect a fast cash return for the items. This person is a reverse shopper.

I saw Scandalous Sandy today at Home Depo., she was reverse shopping again. She said she would stop by later that she was almost finished shopping and ready to cash in her shopping list. She waved good bye and smiled as she studied the crumpled receipt clutched in her hands and headed straight to thereturn dept.

by Knotme R.B.III and DBI November 3, 2009

hegemonic power shopping

When well-off people (esp. white people) shop quickly, resulting in the rapid accumulation of goods from Banana Republic, J. Crew, Williams Sonoma and Pottery Barn.

Also, shopping for real estate.

He just spent four hours in SoHo doing some serious hegemonic power shopping; he must have spent at least two grand.

by SkippyD1 October 22, 2006

shemping

A film technique in which an actor who quits or dies in the middle of filming a movie is replaced by a lookalike who is shot mostly from the back. Named for Shemp Howard, a member of the Three Stooges who died of a stroke during the production of several Stooges films.

In the middle of the film "Return of the Pink Panther," Inspector Jaques Clouseau's plane crashed into the ocean, presumably to hide the fact that the actor that portrayed him, Peter Sellers, had just died. In a few shots, Inspector Clouseau is seen from the back as an actor impersonates his voice, a technique known as "shemping."

by Andrew Maxwell Triska December 28, 2005

Shoppings

The product amassed from a day out at the shops. A term discovered at Fifth Avenue and 56th Street on a recent summer day amid of gaggle of tourists.

Woman, holding up Barneys bag: "Babette! Look at my shoppings!"

by zooa November 3, 2003

window shopping

when you stand next to a window at school with ur mate, where a lot of people going in for next lesson, then you and ur mate pick out girls u would like to fuck

person 1: hey check out the girl with the nice arse
person 2: which one
person 1: the on with the black hair nearest to us
person 2: sweet!! i luv this window shopping its awesome
person 1: gud in it u see all the massive tits from here, its best when there running!!

by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) June 16, 2009

Brocery Shopping

When a group of bro's head to the store and only purchase beer and rubbers.

Dorv: Hey bro!!! you going to the party tonight?!

Hunter: Ya BRO!!! Just need to go brocery shopping first!!!!

Dorv: Gonna be an EPIC night bro!!

by Smokay McPot September 14, 2009