strechmarks

A sign that either you a pregnant or fat

The analogy of strechmarks

Prengant: Get some cream

Fat: Lose some weight

by DizzyLizzy December 29, 2006

streched hiny

if you've had it up the backside too hard then for the first few days after you have an over-sized bum

i got it up the bum so hard last night ive got an aching, streched hiny

by sexamania February 5, 2004

Hole Stretcher

A turd, while coming out , that is too girthy for your size ass pipe hole therefore cause ones ass pipe hole to become stretched out ( ripping sensation that hurts beyond belief) to allow the girthy turd to be launched successful.

When one feels they need stitches after taking a massive dump!

Hey why Is mark walking so funny? Oh you didn't hear? He set adrift a hole stretcher after lunch and is pretty wallered up!

by Dowdy_the BBL February 19, 2017

strotch

the large frontal orb (stomach) of obese people that extends down to or even past thier crotch.

holy crap dude.. is that a pussy shield or is that a strotch?

by kyllah January 16, 2009

strenched

A girl whos vagina is stretched and drenched

Yo im telling you man she was strenched

by Bigmike115 November 4, 2017

Strotch

The female version of the "happy trail", lying directly between the stomach and beloved crotch. In most instances, it is viewed as an area of serenity and complete comfort, for it reminds most males of being wombified.

"Dexter gets to use drugs, not say goodbye to people, and then go lay in his hot sponsor's strotch all night. Maybe WE should do that!"--James David Sickels III

by lorddominus23 August 8, 2010

Stretchy

One who has no eye lashes. May experience sore eyelids.

" That kid is a stretchy...where did his eyelashes go?"

by popo's on the tail April 1, 2009