slophound

Someone who has a foul or objectionable appearance or demeanor.

She's such a slophound; she'll have butt sex with anybody.

by SpermWaffle420 July 30, 2009

Slugging The Vegas Slot

A sexual act performed immediately after performing a Las Vegas Chainsaw. The partner on whom the Las Vegas Chainsaw has been performed positions themselves on all fours with ass crack up. As a loving performer of the act, the other partner gingerly reinserts each of quarters that were previously extracted via the Las Vegas Chainsaw back into the the other partner's ass, one by one, like a chronic gambler feeding an old style coin slot machine. For extended and invigorating play, repeat the Las Vegas Chainsaw after all the quarters are back in.

Tonya was feeling frisky and let her boyfriend perform a Las Vegas Chainsaw on her. As if that was not enough pleasure, her boyfriend stuffed her full again by Slugging The Vegas Slot. Tonya hit the jackpot.

by Eaton Holgoode June 19, 2013

slath

1. noun: a shit so big you could beat a man to death with it.

2. verb: to beat a man to death with a very large shit (a slath).

related to cleveland steamer in a twisted way.

1. Michael Stipe was beaten to death with a slath last night. In other news...

2. Will plots to slath Dupre tomorrow!

by Rusty Shackelford October 14, 2004

Slither

The act of moving your body upwards during a period of making out in an effort to obtain fellatio (blowjob) from the partner (can also be used for cunnilingus (eating out), but rarely). Such action usually requires a back and forth (left and right) movement to gain the needed height difference and can be enhanced with a hand to head encouragement motion.

"I tried to slither up on Megan last night but got turned down, 5 times."

"Sliver me timbers!" (used to make fun of those who have attempted at slithering and failed)

by zachatk April 15, 2009

mustard slot

The xtra wide gaping pussy of a slutty whore

That cunt had the biggest mustard slot I ever saw!

by microsoft_bastard March 24, 2003

slothing around

def;- an act of just lazying around, an act of indolence , moving around clumsily or lazily.

: I was actually busy with other things, not just slothing around..

: I did nothing worthwhile today, just spent the day slothing around..

by prisociologist March 15, 2011

slathyd

slathyd (sla-thigh-d)
1. To be drunk.
2. Actions as a result of being drunk.
3. To be hungover.

Sahal, did you drink alot last night at the party?
Tatanka, dude, I was wicked slathyd.

Why did you keep calling your ex-girlfriend?
Get off my back, I know it was dumb, I was slathyd.

Dennis, you were wasted last night, how do you feel this morning?
Joe, man, I feel rather slathyd.

by Birdie697 November 26, 2007