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river mud

When you take a shit in which there are no floaters. Every turd settles to the bottom of the toilet bowl like River Mud.
Last night after I ate a burrito I left some river mud in the toilet.

Joey left some river mud for his mom to find after he ate a triple bacon, triple cheese burger.
by DOODEROSO July 27, 2010
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River King

They are cool. They have flamboyant hair. They will most likely be your first kiss and you will sit there like a fish. They have a cool bedroom and are a cool person. They also have a nice closet that you can steal clothes from.
by addisonhairdryer December 4, 2021
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bloody river

When a girl gets fisted while on her period and then the partner takes their hand out, while the blood runs from her pussy, then the partner beats them repeatedly until blood runs from her face and pussy.
I gave your girl a bloody river cause she cheated on you.
by Spreadingjuice January 14, 2015
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River horse

Squeaky kid that drinks dirt water and sleeps on a couch.
I know someone that is a River horse.
by WindyButtcheeks51 July 3, 2021
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Chocolate River

The act of having a woman at the end of a pipe and letting your diarrhea fiercely shoot down the pipe either into her mouth or asshole depending on preference.
Guy 1:Yo last night I gave Selena a Chocolate River

Guy2:How'd it go?
Guy1:She wasn't expecting it
by HeavyDutyPretzelStick May 20, 2017
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thames river

a well known location to twelve. a top river in the world.
man, i was on some next level shit bro, so fried i was ready to 12 at thames river.
by Twelve Express October 28, 2020
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River Island

Popular shop of the British species known as chav. Better quality than Primark and Matalan.
Saw two chavs outside River Island in town the other day having a brawl. It were reyt funny
by TheWickedBitchIsDead January 11, 2022
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