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old maude's revenge

when somebody takes it up the ass from certain sponsor for payment for travel and/or training services. The "maude" for general cases would be the one expecting payment for goods and/or services. the "revenge" would be the act done that would be equal to monetary payment.
danny and....sponsor use "old maude's revenge" to settle payment

"old maude's revenge" is used as payment
old maude's revenge
by chedder t January 12, 2009
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Revenge shit

The act of defecating on the bed when you’re always angry at your significant other. Spesifically at their side of the bed.
The cleaning lady found fecal matter on the left side of the bed. Security was told that it was a practical joke gone horribly wrong. Samples taken from the fecal matter confimed that it came from a human.

The loud arguments heard the night before the incident suggested that this was indeed a revenge shit.
by Amegapint May 24, 2022
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Montezooma's revenge

A disease of the digestive system that causes you to rush madly about for extended periods.
If I have a bout of Montezooma's revenge, I watch Zoom on PBS Kids to make the feverishly-compulsive leg-work seem less boring and tiring.
by QuacksO October 4, 2019
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Nibbler’s Revenge

The opposite of Montezuma’s Revenge.

When you take a dump so dense, black and solid that it does not reflect visible light and can be harvested to power starships. May tear open the space-time continuum, or the anus.
“Hey Fry, why were you in the bathroom so long?”

“Sorry, Leela, I had a case of Nibbler’s Revenge.”
by JohnFromMathClass October 19, 2019
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Revenge cum

After breaking up with a partner, you have sex with them, finish on them and leave immediately.
I revenge cummed on her
by Reece The Poet March 5, 2022
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Dante's Revenge

The story of how the Capitol insurrectionists' legal teams realized that their best defense was to push Trump under the bus for inciting the insurrectionists to storm the Capitol.
Normal person 1. Hey, did you see how the treasonous insurrectionists are now rightfully blaming Trump for inciting them to be idiots?
Normal person 2. I sure did. It took four years, but we finally have Dante's Revenge.
Normal person 1. It is a fitting and karmic fate for the scum in chief that "...rejected spiritual values by yielding to bestial appetites or violence, or by perverting their human intellect to fraud or malice against their fellowmen."
by The Original Tankboy January 22, 2021
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Revenge

Posting about someone on urban dictionary after they fooled you into thinking they were mentioned on urban dictionary. @carly D
I won’t hesitate bitch. This is revenge.
by Gayandangry June 10, 2018
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