Captainsparklez

The best youtuber alive! Captainsparklez is the only sense of joy many people get in this world. Enjoy him before Tom killed him because Jordan is better at everything.

Captainsparklez is better than you.

Captainsparklez by DontTalkToMePeasants November 15, 2016

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Captain Sparklez

A YouTuber who makes Gaming videos (mostly Minecraft) which get a large amount of views. He works with many other YouTubers. He makes musical parody's of songs such as "Revenge" a parody of "DJ got us falling in love again" by Usher. And "TNT" a parody of "Dynamite" by Taio Cruz. He is a
Youtube and Machinima partner.

Amazing YouTuber who is great at games.

Boy 1: "Wow, Captain Sparklez is amazing at video games!"

Boy 2: "I know right!"

Captain Sparklez by ALPHASAMMICH October 17, 2011

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Captain Sparklez

Jordan Maron or otherwise known as CaptainSparklez is a youtuber who also works with Machinima, He is a super sweet loving guy. He has his hair up in a "fo-hawk" For some he is also "socialy awkward" Others might just thing his as another hot youtuber. He loves to play Minecraft Call Of Duty Zombies. He is easily scared and just a fun guy to prank once in a while. Whenever you get to meet him, try to scare the hell out of him. hehe.

Girl 1: OMG Its Captain Sparklez like the most awesome guy ever!
Girl 2: I now right and his hair is sooo HAWT!

Captain Sparklez by Mrs. Sparkly girl July 28, 2013

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Captain Sparklez

A name used to describe someone with the ability to move their hair line at will.

Person1: Wow that guy has the ability to move his hair line at will

Person2: Yeah he's a Captain Sparklez

Captain Sparklez by Hombre_de_papa May 15, 2022

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church hurt

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.

Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.

church hurt by PrincesaLatina21 May 1, 2022

Word of the Day on May 27, 2026

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honkin

Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.

I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.

honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005

Word of the Day on May 26, 2026

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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