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Definitions by 3lectronicFan

Majestic Eagle Sasquatch 

Something ugly that acts in a manor considered to be graceful or beautiful.
She then ascended like a majestic eagle sasquatch into the heavens.

SCP-1471 

An app that causes the user to be stalked by a figure in black robes with a canine skull for a head (designated SCP-1471-A). This creature is infamous in the SCP fandom for being an icon of furry trash.
My God, why is there so much hentai of SCP-1471? There’s just so fucking much. It’s ridiculous. They could’ve done something else, but no, they chose MalO ver1.0. motherfucking 0. It’s wasted potential, really.
SCP-1471 by 3lectronicFan June 23, 2019

Angerfist 

Ya know the movie "Happy Feet?" Well his mentally disturbed twin, Angerfist, just got out of prison, so that's fun.
Angerfist by 3lectronicFan May 31, 2018

Queen Anne's Revenge 

The sexual act of a man having his partner tie him to a fixed pole, then repeatedly whip him as he tries to hum the entire Pirates of the Caribbean theme song. This continues until the man successfully hums the song without a note being off key.
I still have rope burns from taking Queen Anne's Revenge from that thot I hooked up with last night.

Godsmack 

The event of being slapped so hard, that you have a brief hallucination of God himself descending from heaven with a disappointed look on his face, and saying "Boi! You really fucked up this time!" shortly before flying gracefully into the sky like a majestic eagle Sasquatch
Bitch! I will godsmack you!
Godsmack by 3lectronicFan October 6, 2017