two finger mexican oil change 

The sexual act of placing a finger in your female sexual partners anal canal and vaginal canal simultaneosly to check her viscosity of either entrance. Then as the mechanic on duty you determine if she is a quart low and you give it her anally or vaginally after you attain the proper lubrication on your dipstick.

Lastnight as a part of foreplay I gave Jane a "two finger mexican oil change prior to having sex"

two finger mexican oil change by Dave Winkelman December 12, 2007

Cleft Oil

1.) The moist "ass-crack" template left on plastic chairs after a fat or generally sweaty person has been sat there for a good stint.

2.)When you've got a randomly itchy arse for no apparent reason and you need to go wipe it to sooth the urge, its normally "Cleft Oil" thats causing your problem, a mixture or fart and sweat and whatever else might be in your ass crack.

Eg of 1.) Hey look at that seat!! that fat guys just left and theres a "Cleft Oil" pattern of his ass on the chair! Dirty cunt!

Eg of 2.) Man i've got an itchy ricker!! im gonna have to go mop up the "Cleft Oil"...

Cleft Oil by Paleblank January 16, 2006

Patchouli Oil

Hippie perfume.

An oil worn as perfume by dirty hippies in lieu of showering or bathing in any way. Used to mask the scent of marijuana and week old body odor, but usually it merely mixes with the scent to form a new, BO/Patchouli combo that can repulse even those who are olfactorally challenged, except for hippies, who love it.

Fred: I can't go to the war protest because of all the Patchouli oil. It makes me gag.

Hippie: Mmmmmmm, mm, mmm , mmmm. Is that sex I smell?

Patchouli Oil by Harry Houdini November 13, 2007

snake-oil simplification

When someone oversimplifies a task in order to get your buy-in. This is something done typically by sales people in order to clinch a sale, or by software management in order to convince developers to assign small estimates to large and complicated tasks

That mgmt slide show was a total snake-oil simplification! When you think about it for a few minutes its clear that providing the functionality described will be a lot more complicated than just plugging component A into server B. Who agreed to the effort estimates on this anyway!?!? We're screwed man, we'll never make this date!

snake-oil simplification by Joe Swift January 31, 2008

Ignant-Oil 

A southern term for cheap liquor.

Drinking that Ignant-Oil will make you do silly, stupid and dangerous things!

Ignant-Oil by DJ SLO-DRAGG June 24, 2013

Nub Oil

Any form of lubricant used for masturbation.

The nub oil is in the nightstand. Hand it to me please. I need to rub one out.

I’m out of nub oil. I’ll have have to flick my bean dry tonight.

Nub Oil by Eaton Holgoode May 3, 2018

eccentail oil 

A typo for the real word(essential oil, something anti-vaxxer use to cure their kid-doesn’t work)

John, eccentail oil are nice
Nick, you spell it wrong and your crazy

eccentail oil by Breme December 14, 2020