Fuzzy Muff

A female's pubic hair (of the groin) kept in an untrimmed fashion

"When I fucked your mum last night, my dick didn't get cold because she had a fuzzy muff."

by Geezer May 30, 2003

muff garbage

Any non-orgasmic vaginal discharge

You filthy whore, you're nothing but muff garbage

by Teresa Giudice October 17, 2010

muff dive mcgee

a person who all he (or she) likes to do is give oral sex to a women

or it could also be used as an insult to a douchbag

1.ahhhh dude muff dive mcgee, how was she.

2.hey muff dive mcgee......fuck you

by tee hee bitches October 17, 2007

young muff

Muff that is illegal, yet attractive. This muff will get you in trouble with your buddies or the police. Do not try this at home.

"Dude look at those teenagers that just walked in."
"Ah, young muff."

"You have the right to remain silent..."
"Damn, should have never tagged that young muff"

by polishmangoescrazyinspace February 23, 2010

muff cabbage

A misinterpretation of the word "garbage" in ones vagina used by people from New Jersey. Made popular from South Park

Kyle: Youre Muff Cabbage, you got cabbage in your muff!
its a jersey thing

by TheAuthor October 18, 2010

muff diver

to lick a womans other lips, to bury yourself in a womans fanny, eat the beaver

that joemust be a pretty good muff diver by now, he's always muff diving with his girlfriend kate

by samwise the cunning July 23, 2008

Muff Chaser

A 'Muff Chaser' is essentially an individual who disregards all notions of self-respect or indeed respect for his friends or those around him in his pursuit of the said 'Muff'. He is a modern day 'Benny Hill' but without the humour and is a totally desperate, pathetic excuse for a person.

That Alex is a such Muff Chaser!

What a fookin Muff Chaser!

by Cult Figure May 27, 2006