Brown market

I made $1000 selling this 4-pack of Charmin on the brown market
by Social distancing April 6, 2020
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Finserv MARKETS

That one friend who has a solution for all your financial & lifestyle-related problems. That one person who exists to make your choices easier and life simpler.

They aim to educate you about financial risks & benefits, and always supports you in making the right decisions.
He is the Finserv MARKETS of my life
by Finserv MARKETS November 24, 2021
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Twat market

A man who spends money on different women via extra good tips (servers) or investing in some business opportunities is losing his money in the twat market.
You will soon need another job if you keep spending money in the twat market.
by Birdhouse observer September 13, 2020
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Finserv MARKETS

That one friend who has a solution for all your financial & lifestyle-related problems. That one person who exists to make your choices easier and life simpler.

They aim to educate you about financial risks & benefits, and always support you in making the right decisions.
He is the Finserv MARKETS of my life
by AI30 November 24, 2021
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Internet Marketer

People who turns caffeine into money. These are humans that doesn't sleep, no social life, and already married their keyboard. You can find an example on your email's spam box.
Jason: Hey, I've heard you're an internet marketer?
Me: Yea! Sign-up on me , no BS! *evil laugh*
by professional heckler November 26, 2017
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select market

Of or relating to cars that have been done up to look blingy or fast. They range from poorly done paint and stickers, aftermarket kits that are unpainted or painted the wrong color, spoilers, pointless large mufflers, curb feelers, etc. Can almost always be related to dubs on hoopties or cars that are fast and furious.
I would like to get a 1964 Chevy, but all the ones that I've seen have hydraulics or tiny wheels. I don't really want something from the select market.
by Nathan Burns September 18, 2006
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Marketing Mongrel

An even lower form of life than the Management Minga. A Marketing Mongrel typically aspires to (a) be a Management Minga, (b)hang out with Management Minga's; but in most cases niether is achievable. Marketing Mongrels engage in activities that even the common cretin would not and incur such names as "Chipmunk", "gumby", or "Number three" through either appearance or behavioural characteristics.
" Man I wish I was a Management Minga. They're so smart and not to mention, HOT!"

" Forget it, once a Markting Mongrel, always a Marketing Mongrel"

"Man, if only I didn't look like a chipmunk...I wonder if I'll get invited to the next minga party"

"doubt it"
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