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Markette is used for a boss ass bitch, who doesn't take shit from anyone; but also has a huge heart and will do anything for anyone..
Markette's a boss ass bitch..
by 420kat December 21, 2016
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MarketSource

A terrible company that sells phones at Target locations. They pay employees a paltry sum but expect them to move mountains.
Hey bro, I heard you got hired at MarketSource... RIP
by TlacuacheMan September 17, 2019
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terror marketing

1. A play on words for 'tele marketing'

2. A term also used to describe the 'tele marketers' that call at the most inappropriate hours of the day, throwing your routine into chaos.
1.
D: "Dude i had a tele marketer call me on my mobile yesterday"
E: "Dont you mean terror marketer"

2.
D: "I had the most inconvenient tele marketer call me last night in the middle of dinner with my boss last night, they almost lost me my job!"
E: "Well thats terror marketing for ya"
by Ezzzzzzzzzzzzz June 19, 2008
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Virtue Marketing

The act of Virtue Signalling from a corporate standpoint in an effort to ostracize some or all of your audience for the sake of moral superiority.
Stockholder: Why exactly is your company value down 50% in the last month?
CEO: We decided to take a political stance and made an attempt at Virtue Marketing our services. Turns out we told our primary audience we didn't want their money anymore. Whoops!
by OldSchoolAdvertiser July 19, 2017
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Markelous

Something marvelous which of course can only be produced by a Mark.
That was phenomenal work Mark did!

No kidding, it was truly Markelous.
by MorkMr January 15, 2011
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markerwipe

(descriptive noun) Used to describe the need for constant wiping after a bowel movement that continues to produce an incessant amount of greasy residue. It's almost like there's a brown or black marker up there, with the cap off and the tip facing outward.
"That was some markerwipe I had in there. I went through half a roll of toilet paper and a whole package of baby wipes."
by Gottabethegravy November 2, 2018
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Markeila

A thick dark skin girl she fine asf she can take yo boyfriend from you she is smart, funny, nice but don’t get on her bad side she will beat yo ass but she is a cool person to be around
Omg she is pretty and dark skin It looks like her name is Markeila
by Iamkeila 😍 April 29, 2019
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