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(descriptive noun) Used to describe the need for constant wiping after a bowel movement that continues to produce an incessant amount of greasy residue. It's almost like there's a brown or black marker up there, with the cap off and the tip facing outward.
"That was some markerwipe I had in there. I went through half a roll of toilet paper and a whole package of baby wipes."
by Gottabethegravy November 02, 2018
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A term coined by Terrson to represent a form of Jenga where one removes an article of clothing whenever the tower falls.
It was a fearsome sight indeed after the tower fell for the last time, after that, strip jenga was forever banned in the lounge.

<Terrson> My name shall not go down in history as the guy who codified Strip Jenga.
Guess again, Terrson.
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When you wipe, wipe, and wipe a hundred times, but theres still poop. Its like you’re wiping a marker.
Sorry I’m late, I had the marker wipes!
by Qslammer November 15, 2017
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