(descriptive noun) Used to describe the need for constant wiping after a bowel movement that continues to produce an incessant amount of greasy residue. It's almost like there's a brown or black marker up there, with the cap off and the tip facing outward.
"That was some markerwipe I had in there. I went through half a roll of toilet paper and a whole package of baby wipes."
by Gottabethegravy November 3, 2018