markerwipe 

(descriptive noun) Used to describe the need for constant wiping after a bowel movement that continues to produce an incessant amount of greasy residue. It's almost like there's a brown or black marker up there, with the cap off and the tip facing outward.

"That was some markerwipe I had in there. I went through half a roll of toilet paper and a whole package of baby wipes."

markerwipe by Gottabethegravy November 2, 2018

marker wipe

When you wipe, wipe, and wipe a hundred times, but theres still poop. Its like you’re wiping a marker.

Sorry I’m late, I had the marker wipes!

marker wipe by Qslammer November 15, 2017

marketwired 

1. Shitty service
2. To get scammed by shitty people

1. "I totally got Marketwired while on the phone today with the cable company."

2. "I got Marketwired on 54th Street today"

marketwired by MMCGUIRE June 27, 2014