shut up, lion

A misinterperetaion of Afro-American dialect (Shut up, lyin'). Used to express disbelief or sheer irritation.

"I just had sex with Lindsay Lohan."

"Shut up, lion."

or

"Did you translate those intelligence reports yet, Al?"

"Shut up, lion."

by not mike ditka October 28, 2004

Dandy Lion

An older gay who scopes out bars for younger gays. Thus, the homosexual equivalent of a cougar.

"You don't pick dandelions, Phil. The Dandy Lions pick you."

by Arashmin2BecauseItWontLetMeLog November 30, 2009

jack'o'lion

Jack'o'lions are a rare sight to see in its habitat of Ireland ( only ever found in Ireland )

Jack in coleraine tends to be of the jack'o'lion sort.

Harry : Oh shit ! Its a jack'o'lion
Sam : run ! or it will kick the shit out of us !

by Some guy April 1, 2005

Little Lion Man

A hairy little man who chases a woman down like an antelope then swipes his fist like a claw directly into the forehead of the female knocking her unconscious. He then proceeds to hump her face violently like a raw piece of meat while viciously roaring at the top of his lungs. This continues until he jizzes all over her making her have a "mane" of jizz. After that he runs away on all fours

The Little Lion Man ran around all day owning peoples mothers.

by touchMychode November 21, 2010

groin lion

Alex Gurunlian.

Groin lion's fucking Hattie again ....

by bugger off May 26, 2003

hungry lion

the act of performing cunnilingus on a female during her time of customary impurity

After my wife and I played hungry lion I looked like a lion who had been feeding on a recently killed antelope.

by DrTeeths November 9, 2011

Riding the Lion

Term meaning "to smoke marijuana"

Derived from:
Marijuana aka weed
Dandy lions aka weed

Dude #1: Where's Bob tonight?
Dude #2: He's at home riding the lion

by glenjamin87 December 20, 2009