David Letterman

When one says the wrong thing at the wrong time.

(To an African-American) You like rap, don't you?

by O.S. Lopez The First March 17, 2005

Hannibal Lecter

Coolest Book charector ever? Quite Possible. Was in 3 movies, who was portrayed by Anthony Hopkins (Who was an INCREDIBLE Hannibal) and 3 Books (Red Dragon First, Then Silence of the Lambs, and Hannibal Last) which was written by Thomas Harris (Who is one of the BEST writers ever, alongside of Stephen King) If you were fortunite to see Silence of the Lambs, you would know the greatness of Hannibal Lecter. How he seems to be your friend, how he is calm even when he kills people, how he knows everything that is happeneing, and he never loses his cool. Hannibal PWNS j00

"He dosn't kill because he is insane, he kills because he likes it"
- Will Graham, Red Dragon

If you have not seen The Silence of the Lmbs, Red Dragon or Hannibal, go out and buy it at blockbluster. And then read the books :)

Every Halloween, I have a Hannibal Lecter mask on, I scare everyone I meet.

by Super Spikes October 12, 2005

letterbomb

A letter in which your girlfriend explains that your a asshole and she cant stand you

Man Lauren left me a damn Letter bomb....WTF did i do wrong???

by American Idiot December 10, 2004

litterature

Religious tracts, coupons, and "special offers" placed between one's windshield wiper and windshield. These are either balled up by the vehicle's owner and thrown on the ground, or are not noticed until the vehicle is in motion, whereupon they eventually blow off on the highway.

If you work at a mall, or any other place with a high concentration of cars in the parking lot, you are bound to remove litterature 3-5 times a week.

by Deester February 7, 2009

mexican lottery

When you get two sodas from a vending machine for the price of one.

Guy 1:Bro i just won the mexican lottery want a snapple

Guy 2: yhea thanks man

by dietxrich January 26, 2010

twitter litter

Posting information on Twitter that nobody cares about.

"Yeah, we don't care that you just ate at Wendy's!!! That's just twitter litter."

by g4444444 February 7, 2009

Pull a Letterman

Banging as many co-workers as one possibly can and not paying 2 million bucks to cover it up. Comes from the October, 2009 David Letterman's scandal.

Jack: hey what do you think of the new interns?
Jim: I wouldn't be surprised if the boss Pulled a Letterman on them.

When I managed that Walmart a few years back, I totally Pulled a Letterman.

The first thing I will do when I get that job is to Pull a Letterman.

by DoriMoose October 9, 2009