lettery 

A word that has more letters than a different word that means the same thing, but has more letters

The word CONTINUE is more "lettery", because the word KEEP means CONTINUE, but has only four letters; CONTINUE has three syllables; KEEP has one.

lettery by but for April 21, 2021

like letter 

a letter drafted to someone in order to tell them what you appreciate about them, what their flaws are, and how you like them anyway.

it differs from a love letter in that it doesn't have to be sweet or romantic. a like letter can be just as easily given between friends as SOs. the important thing is to be genuine and honest and not let your emotions cloud things the way they might with a love letter.

note: reactions may vary.

i gave a like letter to valerie the other day and she hugged/slapped/kissed/laughed at me. i think it went pretty well.

like letter by puzzlin April 15, 2020

5k1 letter 

a letter sent to the judge from the us attorney asking to depart from mandatory guidelines due to their cooperation with the government

Conspiracy to disturb meth is a mandatory 10 years but with proffering session a 5k1 letter
John helped create 2 fresh indictments so they agreed to put him on a 4 person indictment instead if he cooperated. He’s still in county while agents continuously pound him with “What do you have for me now?”

5k1 letter by connierobinsonkc December 31, 2022

NBA Lottery 

The practice of a cleat chaser having sex with NBA players with the intention of getting pregnant, possibly to get wifed-up, but at the least to hit up the player for child support, which she will use to support her own lifestyle, rather than the kid's.

Kelli has been smashed by everyone on the Lakers and half the Clippers. She must be tryna hit the NBA Lottery.

NBA Lottery by Bokolis August 25, 2013

coinstar lottery

The subsequent elation and unfettered spending garnered by the newfound wealth one acquired by dragging an overfilled change jar down to the local Coinstar machine.

After paying bills and buying gas, Drew was feeling broke until he won the Coinstar Lottery.

Bo was buying rounds of drinks like he won the Coinstar lottery.

Melissa's 'night in' changed to her 'night out' after she won the Coinstar lottery.

coinstar lottery by thePhatMan July 7, 2008

letter of anal marque

permission to be a butt pirate.

a letter of marque is granted by the government and basically allows people to be pirates. a letter of anal marque is granted by ones pastor and allows them to bang men.

obama got a letter of anal marque so he divorced michelle

letter of anal marque by lil kid fucker November 8, 2018

Lestery 

Comes from the expensive snobby children’s clothing store of Lester’s, where some clothes may cost more then your house;) The customers of Lester’s are obnoxious princess, who’s parents buy what ever they desire. Know I am not saying shopping at Lester’s is a bad thing. I personally love there clothing! But A Lestery person is someone who is bratty and entitled and owns every single piece of clothing, and every object from Lester.

Look at Brooke, she’s so Lestery!

Lestery by L.J.S January 20, 2018